OK guys so I was inspired by the Rice Rap thread to start this contest. I don't know if it's been done before but since it doesn't seem to be active, here's a new one. There is no prize yet, as I just randomly started it.
Theme: Rice.
BTW, the rhyme scheme can be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's in a way that someone can rap it. Good luck. Deadline=Next Sunday at 1:00 PM AG time.
Here's one about rice Strop wrote, though I'm not sure if he want it in this contest... Oh well.
The thing about cooking rice in a pot, Is that you don't have to supervise the lot, See, it's not that precise an art, in part due to, The fact science makes it fluffy and nice for you, Me, I think back to a time before we could go, From the sack to the pot in a thrice, a time with no, Electric juice running through wires, so no dice, 'stead of "flick the switch", go light a fire, b****!
Also, here's the original rice rap that chz08 wrote.
I like rice with spice Because it is nice I don't like it with ice Because it ruins the spice And all the mice, Come and roll the dice And win some rice They'll be like "nice"
What kind of rap was that? It's insulting to a staple That's all I got when I'm sitting at the table Parsat in the house, got your Asian invasion Giving you a bite of some Chinese food persuasion
Chorus: Most people here, they only get the cheap rice But that's because they only pay the feed price But damned if I know, it pays to eat nice Better for you if I make you think twice
Number one, Make sure you know what length you need Rice is a food and not a seed Short-grain rice for sushi and mochi Or when your food gets doughy, don't you know me Long grain if you serve up a pilaf Not to be coughed at or to get pissed off at 'cept When you got that cheap instant crap Weak instant crap You just setting yourself up to get scoffed at
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Number two, There ain't no one kind of rice Although the notion would be kind of nice Rice don't judge by color Got white brown black Even got purple, No talking racist smack And there's still more variety Jasmine and Thai and even Basmati Use the right rice and you'll breed jealousy Where the good kind's at, Not the type that gets you capped
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Number three, Know what recipe you need to get by Do it right and you'll get high on your own supply Wouldn't be good rice without Mexicans Hot peppa and spice and sautee for ten Or if you feeling down for the inside stuff We Chiniggas might be going down for the fried stuff Got your egg and your pork and your chicken, maybe beef Pour in some soy sauce and sugar, now that's a treat Just like my mama used to make, you know But it tastes just as good if you take it out to go.
A good bite of rice is like a nuclear plume a gift like a trip of magic mushroom it's a rush greater than a spaceship zoom hear yourself saying, 'Salam Aleykoum!'
Chorus: Ya got your sesasum and yer legumes and two different kinds of millet a flava-wave gale from Neptune nothin' strong enough to kill it but sitting at the head of the table is a little grain known as rice taste like a stallion kickin' in the stable and a texture that is quite nice
when you're plagued by piles of nori and fish and you need to assemble a spectacular dish f**k that California roll, that ain't nice to maximize enjoyment, try some good quaint rice
when the legitness of your dinner careens and you're about to become a dead man and marine you need a little somethin' to stretch that tagine nothing like rice to augment your cuisine
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ya got your creole, Maghreb, Oriental, instead there's the Mexican, Ecuadorian, African, Arabian, and last of all, the Chinese American
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Word. Three words. Five words. But only one word matters out of these sixteen words - rice.
The thing about cooking rice in a pot, Is that you don't have to supervise the lot, See, it's not that precise an art, in part due to, The fact science makes it fluffy and nice for you, Me, I think back to a time before we could go, From the sack to the pot in a thrice, a time with no, Electric juice running through wires, so no dice, 'stead of "flick the switch", go light a fire, b****!
Obviously Strop doesn't know how to cook rice in a pot or the effect of the amount of washing, water to rice ratio, soaking time, and cooking time on the consistency and quality of the cooked rice.
On another note, you're supposed to ask for permission before you post someone else's work.
Oooooooo possum. Totally forgot about that. XDDDD Cause that can be considered Plagarizing. You better get that cleard up, and fast. Mods don't take nicely to copying. o.o
No. It's not plagiarizing because he credited it to Strop. Plagiarizing is transmitting a work (ideas as well as the writing) in any form in a manner that is or is tantamount to claiming the work as your own. This is a matter of infringement or just whether or not the creator would want or allow you to retransmit his work, especially in this case where it appears that Strop approves of and has entered this contest when he has not expressly stated that. It is not a matter of "Oh well." This also applies to the rap of chz08, which I just noticed. It is common courtesy to ask before you use something, even if you attribute it. Misrepresenting someone can get you into a bind.
There are not nearly enough gansta rap songs about rice.
Rice Wars Ft. T-Pain
Growing up on the streets of Bangkok Holding up peddlers with my glock Stand in my way and I'll bring the Pain Shut up B**** just give me my grain
But now I'm tossed out the door By the rice kings of Singapore I had to bring my product to the States The rice flood is coming, open the gates
So you better watch out, caucasion Behold, it's the asian invasion I'm bring my rice by the sack No holding me back, start the attack!
First confrontation with the Mexican Cartel Two shots, and I sent them to Taco Hell* Three Texan wannabees started a war with me For breakfast I made them into Hillbilly Chili
This is as real as gets: True rice wars I'm in it for the money and Bhat and who*** I'm the ruler of the land and I rule with Fear If you wanna survive, bow down to my Kheer
