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OK guys so I was inspired by the Rice Rap thread to start this contest. I don't know if it's been done before but since it doesn't seem to be active, here's a new one. There is no prize yet, as I just randomly started it.
Theme: Rice.
BTW, the rhyme scheme can be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's in a way that someone can rap it. Good luck. Deadline=Next Sunday at 1:00 PM AG time.
PS: Me is judge =P.
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Here's one about rice Strop wrote, though I'm not sure if he want it in this contest... Oh well.
The thing about cooking rice in a pot,
Is that you don't have to supervise the lot,
See, it's not that precise an art, in part due to,
The fact science makes it fluffy and nice for you,
Me, I think back to a time before we could go,
From the sack to the pot in a thrice, a time with no,
Electric juice running through wires, so no dice,
'stead of "flick the switch", go light a fire, b****!
-Strop
Also, here's the original rice rap that chz08 wrote.
I like rice with spice
Because it is nice
I don't like it with ice
Because it ruins the spice
And all the mice,
Come and roll the dice
And win some rice
They'll be like "nice"
-chz08
We cook rice
And then eat rice.
Here's another rule: At least 6 lines long. I won't even count that. And you used the same word twice as your only rhyme so yea...
What kind of rap was that? It's insulting to a staple
That's all I got when I'm sitting at the table
Parsat in the house, got your Asian invasion
Giving you a bite of some Chinese food persuasion
Chorus:
Most people here, they only get the cheap rice
But that's because they only pay the feed price
But damned if I know, it pays to eat nice
Better for you if I make you think twice
Number one,
Make sure you know what length you need
Rice is a food and not a seed
Short-grain rice for sushi and mochi
Or when your food gets doughy, don't you know me
Long grain if you serve up a pilaf
Not to be coughed at or to get pissed off at 'cept
When you got that cheap instant crap
Weak instant crap
You just setting yourself up to get scoffed at
[Chorus]
Number two,
There ain't no one kind of rice
Although the notion would be kind of nice
Rice don't judge by color
Got white brown black
Even got purple,
No talking racist smack
And there's still more variety
Jasmine and Thai and even Basmati
Use the right rice and you'll breed jealousy
Where the good kind's at,
Not the type that gets you capped
[Chorus]
Number three,
Know what recipe you need to get by
Do it right and you'll get high on your own supply
Wouldn't be good rice without Mexicans
Hot peppa and spice and sautee for ten
Or if you feeling down for the inside stuff
We Chiniggas might be going down for the fried stuff
Got your egg and your pork and your chicken, maybe beef
Pour in some soy sauce and sugar, now that's a treat
Just like my mama used to make, you know
But it tastes just as good if you take it out to go.
[Chorus]
A good bite of rice is like a nuclear plume
a gift like a trip of magic mushroom
it's a rush greater than a spaceship zoom
hear yourself saying, 'Salam Aleykoum!'
Chorus:
Ya got your sesasum and yer legumes
and two different kinds of millet
a flava-wave gale from Neptune
nothin' strong enough to kill it
but sitting at the head of the table
is a little grain known as rice
taste like a stallion kickin' in the stable
and a texture that is quite nice
when you're plagued by piles of nori and fish
and you need to assemble a spectacular dish
f**k that California roll, that ain't nice
to maximize enjoyment, try some good quaint rice
when the legitness of your dinner careens
and you're about to become a dead man and marine
you need a little somethin' to stretch that tagine
nothing like rice to augment your cuisine
[chorus]
ya got your creole,
Maghreb,
Oriental,
instead
there's the Mexican,
Ecuadorian,
African,
Arabian,
and last of all, the Chinese American
[chorus]
Word. Three words. Five words. But only one word matters out of these sixteen words - rice.
The thing about cooking rice in a pot,
Is that you don't have to supervise the lot,
See, it's not that precise an art, in part due to,
The fact science makes it fluffy and nice for you,
Me, I think back to a time before we could go,
From the sack to the pot in a thrice, a time with no,
Electric juice running through wires, so no dice,
'stead of "flick the switch", go light a fire, b****!
Obviously Strop doesn't know how to cook rice in a pot or the effect of the amount of washing, water to rice ratio, soaking time, and cooking time on the consistency and quality of the cooked rice.
On another note, you're supposed to ask for permission before you post someone else's work.
Oooooooo possum. Totally forgot about that. XDDDD Cause that can be considered Plagarizing. You better get that cleard up, and fast. Mods don't take nicely to copying. o.o
No. It's not plagiarizing because he credited it to Strop. Plagiarizing is transmitting a work (ideas as well as the writing) in any form in a manner that is or is tantamount to claiming the work as your own. This is a matter of infringement or just whether or not the creator would want or allow you to retransmit his work, especially in this case where it appears that Strop approves of and has entered this contest when he has not expressly stated that. It is not a matter of "Oh well." This also applies to the rap of chz08, which I just noticed. It is common courtesy to ask before you use something, even if you attribute it. Misrepresenting someone can get you into a bind.
I'm not sure whos' I like better Parsat or Alt... Awesome raps guys, I call pwnage...
I have no complaints about my little verse being reposted, though as Gantic states it's nice to seek permission rather than beg forgiveness.
Obviously Strop doesn't know how to cook rice...
I knew it! Gantic's Chinese.
We shall now enter a dissertation on the effect of water to rice ratio... there is porn of it.
there is porn of it.
0.o
I have no complaints about my little verse being reposted, though as Gantic states it's nice to seek permission rather than beg forgiveness.
LOL sorry...
I knew it! Gantic's Chinese.
What are you? I was under the impression you were Asian, but what kind?
There are not nearly enough gansta rap songs about rice.
Rice Wars Ft. T-Pain
Growing up on the streets of Bangkok
Holding up peddlers with my glock
Stand in my way and I'll bring the Pain
Shut up B**** just give me my grain
But now I'm tossed out the door
By the rice kings of Singapore
I had to bring my product to the States
The rice flood is coming, open the gates
So you better watch out, caucasion
Behold, it's the asian invasion
I'm bring my rice by the sack
No holding me back, start the attack!
First confrontation with the Mexican Cartel
Two shots, and I sent them to Taco Hell*
Three Texan wannabees started a war with me
For breakfast I made them into Hillbilly Chili
This is as real as gets: True rice wars
I'm in it for the money and Bhat and who***
I'm the ruler of the land and I rule with Fear
If you wanna survive, bow down to my Kheer
T-Pain: Shawty!
It's a little rough, but I think it works.
*Like Taco Bell, get it?
My badness.
SOME NEEDS LIL WAYNE. just sayin. Lil wayne is BEAST. Fo shizzle. ar dizzle. So yeah.
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