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If you could play any sport professionally, what sport would it be and why?

If you could play any sport professionally, what sport would it be and why?

Well I participate in two sports I enjoy a lot, but since I can only pick one I will say gymnastics because I enjoy it and think it looks cool and think it is something I would be more likely to succeed at.

Baseball...I am a huge baseball fan...and unlike poor Ernie I still play baseball (1st base and outfield...more of a power hitter, patient hitter, and base stealing threat)

If you could play any sport professionally, what sport would it be and why?

If you could play any sport professionally, what sport would it be and why?

I regret to inform you all that my creative mind has not yet risen to the surface of my conscience, but hopefully yours haven't sunk from all these mundane questions... I'll try to come up with something more interesting tomorrow! For now, you'll just have to endure my unoriginality for another day...

If you could design a house of your own from scratch, what would it look like and what special additions would you include on the inside?

I would build all the floors and counter tops out of concrete and design them so that they can be cleaned with a hose. I would also put a gutter with a grate over it between the walls and the counter tops so I could hose down the counters and the water (and whatever it washes up) would have an easy place to go. I'd also put gutters between the floor and the base of the counters for the same reason, and I'd put drains in the middle of the floor so the water wouldn't feel obligated to go off to the side all the time. And of course, it would all be cleverly inclined so that the water wouldn't just sit in place in the middle of the floor.

I'd do the same thing with my bathroom. I don't believe in any of that fancy mansion stuff. I'm just a lazy guy who feels that there are easier ways of cleaning one's house, and if those ways involve using a hose indoors, so be it.

If you could design a house of your own from scratch, what would it look like and what special additions would you include on the inside?

Oh I have actually gotten to do this before! It was quite the design. It involved a lot of strange shapes and weird colours and fun craz things like dumbwaiters in which you could transport yourself and poles between floors to slide down. Certainly nothing realistic, but very fun.

I build it into a cliff and make it look like a large waterfall, and the inside would have a big elevator in the middle, with my bedroom have way up.

~~~Darth Caedus

If I could play a sport professionally what sport would it be and why?

I call it football [Americans call it soccer]. I want to win the FA Cup and the Premiership for my club and the World Cup for England.

If I had the architectural skill for this, I would make this zombie stronghold, except for the fact that there would be a moat around it with a draw bridge

I would make it a house that can fly. Other than that, I'm not quite sure what I would do to it.

I would build most of it underground. It would be an elaborate series of rooms and tunnels and, of course, it would be multi-level. I would put a swimming pool on the highest subterranean level and put glass windows on the sides and on the bottom. It would all cost millions of dollars to construct and lots of people putting in lots of time, but it would be worth it if I had the money.