I'm not homeschooled. Well, I kind of am in that I take college courses at home, but I still go to school. I think you might have me mixed up with jeol.
*RING!* Me:"It's the end of the Geography class, you know what's happening next, LUNCH TIME!I brought my lunch from home this time.I don't want "the Doctor problem" when they cooked their cabbage in Daleks, they thought they were cookers.It tasted like R2's homemade chips. Daleks:"Doctor?And you didn't told me?Oh guys, I'll kill you!" Me:"You were in Venice for 5 months!How could we say that to you?We have forgoten about that after pang's party.I didn't know what was in that drink.I specifically ordered apple juice and Agree brought me tequilla instead!" pang:"What party?" Me:"You were at the party, right?" pang:"Again, what party?" Me:"The one that was on December 12th." pang:"I was at my grandma's house that time." Me:"That can only mean...Oh man..." Daleks:"What?" Me:"Another one of sour's hangover parties." pang:"Again?!" Me:"Yeah.I remember I woke up near a guy in a bunny suit doing the moonwalk, a pineapple, a ferret and a plastic bag full of rubber bugs and frogs.I also remember ther was a teletubby in my room packing my paper laptop in a pink bag full of candles and pizza.What happened that night?" Daleks:"I don't know, let's just eat!" pang and I:"Right!" *weird silence that lasted for 10 seconds* Daleks:"A telet..." Me:"Oh, shut up!"
Ill be the trubador kid, with 1000 stories and massive general knowledge, but yet lazy and playing doodle jump (yes i know its so 2010 but im addicted). Oh, and the one who always seem to teleport everywher a argue about politics, Philosophy, history or gaming. And yea, i hang out with the semi-nerds. We dont "socialise" much, but do talk with the other peoples and not "wietd" in a total way.
I'm not sure what kind've trend MrDayCee has started, but I'm joining in on it.
*Ernie types on R2D2 computer* Ernie: Finally I can finish this project and be done with it. Now to print it. *printer blows up* Ernie: What the hell!!! Maybe I can save it on my flashdrive. Me:software deleted Ernie: What!!! No! Me:Don't be sad. Have a cookie*cookie ejects from disc slot.* Ernie:*bites cookie* Blarg! That was terrible! What was that?! Me:A pang cookie Ernie: A what!!! Me:A cookie with pang's skin and hair in it. Ernie: Well that explains it. Can you get my homework? Me:Nope. Ernie: What? Why? Me:Too lazy, do it tomorrow. Ernie: But its due TODAY. Me:I said I'll get it tomorrow. Ernie: Screw you!!! *Gets up and leaves* Me: No! Come back! *pickpocket sits down 10 minutes later* Me:This will be fun. Pick: Huh? Me:*silence*
Ferret and the mods are gathered around a table. The room is dark, except for one solid light over the table. Ferret's got a large folder with my name stamped on it in red. He folds his finger and scowls. "I believe you know why we're here today..."
Looks like we got ourselves an attention *****
Me, I guess I'm filling the position of the smart-***. Hard to say how people would categorize me, but I guess this fits.
Me:"You can run, but you can't hide!" DayCee:"Woah, slow down!What happened?" Me:"Can't talk, chasing!" Agree:"Hey idiot!Over here!" Me:"There you are, you pesky alchoholic!" Agree:"Argh, Manly help!" Manly: *poker face* Agree:"I shall kill Facebook and 9GAG later!" Me:"Dealer dealer, kick or peeler?" Agree:"Nooo!Just not...the peeler!" Me:"And so it's a kick!" *kicks* DayCee:"Stop!What are you doing?!" Me:"Can't talk, beating up Agree!" -five mins. later- Me:"You have been terminated!" Agree:"You didn't even watch Term...*gets a slap* "
Me: hello, anybody? -silence- Me: why does nobody tell me when the flippin' lunch bell rings? *runs to cafeteria* -silence- Me: woooow, the pants of flannel have powers beyond my belief... *runs to last class of the day* *gets there for the teacher to say "have a nice weekend!"* Me: oh cra- Teacher: stay after school, light_chaser Me: -_-
Me:"Poor you!" light_chaser:"Why me?" Agree(with bandages):"Because noone likes you!" Me:"You shut up! had enough of your things already!Do you want an another broken bone?" Agree(with bandages):"Nonono!" Me:"Then shut up!" Matt:"Gandalf we've got Math now." light_chaser:"Yes!Thank God I'm staying on detention! Teacher:"You have math?You'll have your punishment after that." light_chaser:"No!" Me:"Sorry dude.But Math is cool, at least for me. "
