This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
I'm going with Freakenstein on this one, the bears may be stronger but lions are faster and just more graceful as opposed to the bear's drunken mastery. Lions for me.
I vote bear. As evidence, I cite QI-XL Series F Episode 4 (skip to 17 minutes). For those too lazy to click, people had organized animal fights for entertainment in the late 1800s and the bears always won because lion's skulls are thin.
Lion. faster and will get the 1st strike guaranteed...assuming the lion isn't sleeping or tranquilized. also the lion will bite the bear with the teeth of justice.
Because Lions are one of the laziest animals in the Kingdom.
Their day goes like this Lion: Hey look, some hyenas found some food (turns to one of his lionesses), scare them off. Lioness #1: Yes sir Later Lioness#2: We've secured the food, how much can we have Lion: I GET IT FIRST, YOU WAIT. Lion sleeps end story