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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Chryosten
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Then call the mods to deal with the spammers.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then we have to play poker.

Chryosten
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Then you must become bankrupt.

JACKinbigletters
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While not disturbing anything On the table.

Chryosten
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Then you must grab some casino chips and place them into a bag.

StormWalker
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Then you must scoop some salsa out of the icebox.

Chryosten
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You must then make a delicious cake using salsa.

StormWalker
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Then you have to carefully serve it to salsa-intolerant rebels.

StormWalker
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Then the police break into your house and charge you with murder.

StormWalker
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Jester

After that, you end up in jail anyway.

StormWalker
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Then, you ask him nicely for an octopus.

Chryosten
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Next, throw the octopus into his face.

TheMostManlyMan
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And run away from him whilst doing a rain dance.

StormWalker
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And then realize you don't have an umbrella and you're allergic to water.

Chryosten
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You must then develop a cure to your water allergy.

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