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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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Gantic makes a brick White Rabbit Cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 1000/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 10
Patrick gives the White Rabbit Cheese a moderately hard slap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 990/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Damage = 19
StormWalker slapped the cheese harder than when she slapped R2D21999 for marrying aggazaggashoofoo.
White Rabbit Cheese: 971/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapIt = 14
You didn't include the cheese's HP.
riku_ullman slapped the cheese very hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 938/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 11
Oh, it was just a glitch. After my edit it said:
Gantic slapped the cheese like he slapped the
The cheese had 957 HP coming into your post, not 967. As for the glitch, it may be because you used a less than or greater than sign followed by a non-space character.
Patrick2011 slapped the cheese like it was three years ago.
White Rabbit Cheese: 927/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlappitySlap = 12
Gantic deals a ferocious blow to the White Rabbit Cheese, but since he is a rabbit, it's not as ferocious as it could possibly be.
White Rabbit Cheese: 915/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Cheese_Got_Played = 19
StormWalker destroyed that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 896/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=14
Stormwalker slapped the cheese really hard.
HP: 904/1000 hp
I slap cheese
Rottencheese = 17
PacManZero stabbed the White Rabbit Cheese in the thigh with a small dagger.
White Rabbit Cheese: 882/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. I_Eat_Turkey_Now = 16
@StormWalker: Lowco1 ninja'd you.
StormWalker slaps the cheese pretty hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 849/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 17
Patrick2011 knocks the pants off that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 832/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=19
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