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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gantic
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Gantic
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riku_ullman barely hurt the very weak cheese.
SonicCheese = 9/10 HP
I slap SonicCheese. Kablamo = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Kablamo
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Gantic kind of hits the cheese...
SonicCheese = 8/10HP
But SHAZAM = 20 saves the day

DICE RESULTS
20 = SHAZAM
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

LEGEND_beast obliterates the cheese
SonicCheese = -12/10HP

I make AgedCheese AgedChesse = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = AgedChesse
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

The Aged Chesse springs into existance.
Aged Chesse: 50/50 HP
I slap the Aged Chesse. PrinterCheese = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = PrinterCheese
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

StormWalker sneezed on the cheese.
Aged Cheese: 43/50 HP
I slap Aged Cheese. KamehameHAAA = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = KamehameHAAA
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

A blast of the cheeeese.
Old cheese hp 32/50
SHAZAM = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SHAZAM
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

Legend deals a flesh wound
AgedCheese hp 19/50
WoundingStrike = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = WoundingStrike
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

destroyed near deaths the cheese.
Aged Cheese hp 6/50
well ImBatman = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ImBatman
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

Legend stares at the cheese
Aged Cheese hp 5/50
DeathBlow = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = DeathBlow
Gantic
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Gantic
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The Cheese CRUMBLES to dust because it is so old and we keep abusing it.
Why are these cheeses so weak. Let's make a STRONGER Cheese.
Marshmallow_Cheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Marshmallow_Cheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Gantic Makes the Soft Rabbit Cheese 10/10 HP
LETS TRY... SHAZAM = 20

just saying that's my third shazam in a row that hit 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = SHAZAM
Lowco1
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Lowco1
1,035 posts
Nomad

Pleasebehard = 1Legend beast killed Soft rabbit cheese.

Candy cheese

DICE RESULTS
1 = Pleasebehard
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

Lowco creates a piece of not hard cheese 10/10 hp
AnotherPieceOfWeakCheese = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = AnotherPieceOfWeakCheese
Gantic
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Gantic
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destoyer153 mashed the cheese and then mashed it again!
Candy Cheese: -10/10
I make Phoenix_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Phoenix_Cheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

(Ignore this post)

DICE RESULTS
1 = Exploding_Cheese
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