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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese took few damage as he escaped quickly

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 393/500

I annoy the cheese a lot! GettingAngry = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = GettingAngry
evanpevan
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evanpevan
75 posts
Blacksmith

The cheese is very annoyed and confused about why ArmorPlayer hit him?

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 389/500

I hurt the cheese's feelings! [roll 1d20 ImSorry]

evanpevan
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evanpevan
75 posts
Blacksmith

The cheese is very annoyed and confused about why ArmorPlayer hit him?

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 389/500

I hurt the cheese's feelings because my last roll didn't work! ImSorryAgain = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = ImSorryAgain
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is mildly hurt psychologically.

Anti Mr. Rainbow Cheese: 383/500

I'M BACK CHEESES! WarScream = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = WarScream
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese got scared because you're back!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 372/500

I tell the cheese that Chryosten = 16's account is back now! the user who killed the the most cheeses!

DICE RESULTS
16 = Chryosten
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese is scared!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 356/500

I try to send the cheese to another dimension! Dimensiony = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Dimensiony
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese managed to escape the dimension before taking a lot of damage

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 349/500

I slap the cheese! GoodOldSlap = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = GoodOldSlap
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

*gantic comes in* Congratulations, my Forumnauts. You didn't let the classic slapping go completely obsolete.

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 340/500

hold on a second...

-anti mr. rainbow cheese hates rainbows because of mr. rainbow
-lets pretend he also hates painkillers and furries

i know what to do! *clicks here* RainbowTylenol = 4

edit: the link seems to be broken... so heres the "video" itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7Frc2lTI8

DICE RESULTS
4 = RainbowTylenol
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The video won't work but whatever it is, it wasn't very effective.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 336/500

Mr Rainbow summons a blast of magic rainbow power RAINBOWLASERINTHEFACE = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = RAINBOWLASERINTHEFACE
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese just defended 70% of the lasers

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 330/500

I call some of the strongest users of dark magic to attack the cheese! WeAreHere = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = WeAreHere
powie4444
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powie4444
71 posts
Nomad

You Deal TWICE MAX Damage, Because Of One Of It's Weaknesses!
(Which You Just Discovered!)

Anti Mr. Rainbow Cheese: 290/500
WEAKNESSES: Dark Magic, ____ _____, ___ ____ _____ __

I Send An Army Of Heartless At The Cheese. 1d20=6

Note: Doing An Attack That Matches 1+ Weaknesses (Which I Manage), Will Deal Double Damage/Match! Oh, And That Last Weakness Is A Forum Game Itself.

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Your army of Heartless were hopeless against the might of the cheese but they dealt a bit of damage.

Anti Mr. Rainbow Cheese: 284/500

I start pelting the cheese with keyboard buttons. Qwerty = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Qwerty
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got angry and took medium damage!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 275/500

I try to cut/paste the cheese into the trash bin! CtrlXCtrlV = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = CtrlXCtrlV
powie4444
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powie4444
71 posts
Nomad

ACK! EVERYBODY'S IGNORING THE SYSTEM THAT I MADE!
/nullpost

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

(powie444, let me redirect u to here)

*bill gates comes in* ITS CALLED A "RECYCLE BIN", NOT A "TRASH BIN" OR A "TRASH CAN". btw i didnt know that it was possible to attach real life objects to the clipboard, thx for figuring it out!

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 260/500

the cheese is still on the clipboard, so i detach it in the harshest way possible. Bluescreen = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bluescreen
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