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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese knows that the problems will be fixed...

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 157/500

I just try to Glitch = 2 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
2 = Glitch
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

u could just show this!

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 155/500

anti mr. rainbow cheese...

Y U NO DIE!? RagePunch = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = RagePunch
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Your rage made you stronger!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 137/500

I kick the cheese! GatheringPower = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = GatheringPower
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

u dealt huge damage and confirmed that all for one, one for all!

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 128/500

no no no no no, this is undoable! the cheese's health consists only 7 bits excluding the sign bit and 128 in binary is 10000000! Overflow = 3 (random fact: 10000000 is -128 as a value with a sign bit)

DICE RESULTS
3 = Overflow
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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THE CHEESE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MATH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anti Mr. Rainbow Cheese: 125/500

But maybe it hates Literature = 9 !

DICE RESULTS
9 = Literature
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese, like most people don't like literature a lot. YAY!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 116/500

Let's see if the cheese thinks that Portuguese = 6 is hard!

DICE RESULTS
6 = Portuguese
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

apparently the cheese speaks some spanish, portuguese didn't confuse it so much...

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 110/500

what? the cheese is on my hill! GetOut = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = GetOut
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't want to get out

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 103/500

I steal all the money the cheese has! Taxes = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Taxes
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You didn't get much money out of the cheese.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 101/500

I turn the cheese into ice before smashing it with a Hammer = 18.

DICE RESULTS
18 = Hammer
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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CRITICAL HIT! YAY!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 83/500

I hit the cheese with a Spear = 4!

DICE RESULTS
4 = Spear
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

apparently, the cheese is a monster in the weapon masters that has pierce resistance

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 79/500

hold on, i have a huge two-handed sword! Slash = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Slash
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Critical hit! The cheese was severely damaged.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 59/500

I blind the cheese with sunlight and moonlight. Bright = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Bright
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got blind in one eye, but the other one is alright

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 49/500

I try to make the cheese blind with a Laser = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Laser
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
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The cheese is very blind!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 29/500

I try to sneak behind the now blind cheese to attack it 1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You perform a nice backstab.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 13/500

I attempt to finish it off by cutting it up into pieces and sticking them on tiny poles. Sadist = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Sadist
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