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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese don't like loud, he got hurt! YAY!

MOBA Cheese: 346/500

I call the cheese "MOB = 10 Cheese! >:.D

DICE RESULTS
10 = MOB
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Farmer

It now is an angry mob.

MOBA Cheese 336/500

I pour acidic fish soup on the cheese. Smells_Fishy = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Smells_Fishy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The acid did a high damage! the cheese is suffering!

MOBA Cheese: 318/500

I tell the cheese that he is weak, and that everyone else is stronger than him 1d20=20

DICE RESULTS
20 = 1d20
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese is very upset and hurt!

MOBA Cheese: 298/500

I Decapitate = 14 the cheese. Does it have a head?

DICE RESULTS
14 = Decapitate
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You... uh... "decapitated" it

MOBA Cheese: 284/500

I tell the cheese that he's going to jail! Troll = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Troll
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese believed you!

MOBA Cheese: 268/500

I put the cheese in Jail = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Jail
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It was not amused at your version of 'jail' and escaped.

MOBA Cheese: 264/500

I temporarily turn the cheese into a champion before forcing it to fight in Summoner's Rift. LoL = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = LoL
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese fights... and loses

MOBA Cheese: 244/500

I tell the cheese that the forums are mostly fixed now! 1d20=18. Another cheese showed a good reaction to the pre-fix forums so the fixed forums should cause a bad reaction!

DICE RESULTS
18 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is getting sad because the forums are fixed! YAY!

MOBA Cheese: 226/500

I Stare = 5 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
5 = Stare
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It stares back, but it hurt its eyes a little.

MOBA Cheese: 221/500

I throw the Fishsoup_Plate = 8 at the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
8 = Fishsoup_Plate
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese got a little annoyed with that

MOBA Cheese: 213/500

I start a pirate party with the cheese! NotMyQuote = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = NotMyQuote
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

No comment...

MOBA Cheese: 196/500

I travel in time and hit it when it was weak!

nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

Timepunch = 3

sorry forgot the dice.

DICE RESULTS
3 = Timepunch
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese blocked the time travel

MOBA Cheese: 193/500

I spawn a creeper to attack the cheese! BOOM = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = BOOM
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

You missed the correct time and barely hurt the cheese

MOBA Cheese: 193/500

I ABOM = 13 the MOBA

DICE RESULTS
13 = ABOM
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