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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Swarmlord2
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Time travel messes it up. 178, not 193

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the cheese hates being ABOMmed!

MOBA Cheese: 165/500

I MOAB = 1 the cheese!
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DICE RESULTS
1 = MOAB
Swarmlord2
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The cheese is able to hire some monkeys

MOBA Cheese: 164/500

I MOB_A = 15 cheese. MOB ATTACK

DICE RESULTS
15 = MOB_A
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't like being MOB_Aed either

MOBA Cheese: 149/500

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DICE RESULTS
8 = ZOMG
Gogotank
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The cheese has a MOAB resistance, propably because it's a MOBA! :O

MOBA Cheese: 141/500

I force the cheese to drink 100 bottles of Nuka-Cola Quantum. ExtremeRadiation = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ExtremeRadiation
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is now suffering from radioactive poisoning and is also glowing.

MOBA Cheese: 121/500

I start tossing salt onto the cheese. Salty = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Salty
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The salt hit the eyes of the cheese! YAY!

MOBA Cheese: 101/500

I throw lemon juice in the eyes of the cheese! LEMONS = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = LEMONS
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your lemon juice didn't do much.

MOBA Cheese: 100/500

I tell the cheese how much it sucks at MOBAs. Insults = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Insults
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got sad because of the insult

MOBA Cheese: 87/500

I tell the cheese that he is going to Die = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Die
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Speech Check Failed!

MOBA Cheese: 85/500

I try to boost AP's Charisma! IntenseTrainingPerk = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = IntenseTrainingPerk
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Alright, that's not going to work...

MOBA Cheese: 84/500

I start a "Hugging Rampage" with the cheese Hugs = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Hugs
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It is crushed repeatedly by your hugs.

MOBA Cheese: 65/500

I invoke the power of all the failed MOBAs to crush the cheese with. Failure = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Failure
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just survived the failure

MOBA Cheese: 60/500

I try to make the cheese fail more! FAILFAILFAIL = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = FAILFAILFAIL
Swarmlord2
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Shouting worked!

MOBA Cheese: 45/500

I shout FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIL = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIL
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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YAY! the cheese is annoyed!

MOBA Cheese: 31/500

I ignore the cheese! Meh = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Meh
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