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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese doesn't like being ignored!

MOBA Cheese: 13/500

I try to kill the cheese! DIE = 9

Edit: I fail

DICE RESULTS
9 = DIE
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You almost kill the cheese.

MOBA Cheese: 4/500

I kill the cheese and attempt to trap it's soul inside a Lantern = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Lantern
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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You succeed!

MOBA cheese is dead!

I make a Shapeshifting_cheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Shapeshifting_cheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Swarmlord2 creates Shapeshifting Cheese!

Shapeshifting Cheese: 50/50

I make the cheese play SHIFT = 7 games

DICE RESULTS
7 = SHIFT
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese shifted into an alternate reality and then came back! apparently the trip wasn't that bad

shapeshifting cheese: 43/50

I TURN THE CAPS_LOCK = 13 ON SO THAT THE CHEESE CAN'T PREDICT WHICH WAY IT'LL SHIFT

DICE RESULTS
13 = CAPS_LOCK
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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It became confused and became a capital A.

A Cheese 30/50

I make some cheese Raclette = 19.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Raclette
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The cheese got hurt from it! YAY!

Shapeshifting Cheese (A Cheese) : 11/50

I make the cheese very confused, attack it with a sword, slap it, and eat it! Violence = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Violence
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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it's not very effective... (nostalgia intended)

shapeshifting cheese: 9/50

we've been waiting for this,actually just a few postsand now the time has finally come.

shapeshifting cheese...

YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEE! EpicCharge_4MySakeGimme9 = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = EpicCharge_4MySakeGimme9
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
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Farmer

You missed, but it poked itself with a toothpick somehow...

Shapeshifting cheese: 7/50

I push the toothpick deeper into the cheese. Picky = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Picky
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

I create the Flirtatious_Cheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Flirtatious_Cheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Alp_Ehni creates Flirtatious Cheese!

Flirtatious Cheese: 10/10

I use my "Instantkill = 9" skill, that has 50% chance of instant-killing the target!

DICE RESULTS
9 = Instantkill
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Worst instakill ever.

Flirtatious Cheese: 1/10

I smother the cheese with a pillow. SoftSide = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SoftSide
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

"soft side"? chryosten, what u call soft just overkilled the cheese!

flirtatious cheese: -12/10

i create ACheeseThatDoesntExist = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ACheeseThatDoesntExist
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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doqck created a cheese that doesn't exist!

A Cheese That Doesn't Exist: 10/10

I nickname the cheese as Error = 5 404

DICE RESULTS
5 = Error
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

for the cheese, that was hard!

404 cheese: 5/10

1d20. please. i wanna kill this cheese. RollHigh = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = RollHigh
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