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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The charge had a malfunction and the cheese barely survived.

Dice-shaped Cheese: 4/50

I compress the cheese into a spherical shape. Pi = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Pi
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HahiHa killed it by compressing it!

Dice-Shaped Cheese: -14/50

I create AG Skyscraper = 4 cheese!

DICE RESULTS
4 = Skyscraper
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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armorplayergc makes a brick-hard AG Skyscraper Cheese!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 500/500

I slap the cheese with a Sledgehammer = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Sledgehammer
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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CRITICAL HIT! YAY!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 480/500

I demolish the cheese! Demolition = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Demolition
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese survived the falling debris

ag skyscraper cheese: 473/500

i unscrape the sky! BadPun = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = BadPun
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't like bad puns

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 459/500

I tell the cheese that he is named after a forum game FG = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = FG
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It is saddened at the fact that it's name isn't original.

AG Skyscraper Cheese 445/500

I Stomp = 16 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
16 = Stomp
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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woah. u literally flattened the cheese.

ag skyscraper cheese: 429/500

oh, hi gantic *snitches the banhammer* can i slap cheese with this? PermanentBan = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PermanentBan
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You are not allowed to use it, but it still do some damage

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 420/500

I take the cheese to another skyscraper! WhereAreYou = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = WhereAreYou
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese was lost and hurt itself.

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 411/500

I tell the cheese that it isn't very tall and should be called a Groundscraper = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Groundscraper
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got sad because of that

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 396/500

I tell the cheese that he can't grow! Stopped = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Stopped
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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"oh... am i gonna be a kid forever?"

ag skyscraper cheese: 383/500

look, almost all dices rolled above 10 so far! UMayDieSoon = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = UMayDieSoon
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't care

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 376/500

I make the cheese laugh so much until he gets hurt! LOL = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = LOL
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese was probably laughing at what we post into the ag skyscraper fg all the time, it seems to be prepared

ag skyscraper cheese: 374/500

maybe we should yell in happiness instead! YAY! = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = YAY
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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This cheese is used to YAYing

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 365/500

I YAY near the cheese too YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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