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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
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*the yaying corrupts the post* the YAY didn't get YAYed, but ur YAY was so YAY that it YAYed my YAY!

YAY YAYS YAY YAY: 357/500

i YAY to YAY the YAY a lot YAY'er than befor- yay i fixed the post! anyway, i try to Slap = 16 the cheese a lot harder than before

DICE RESULTS
16 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did high damage against the cheese!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 341/500

I punch the cheese! TooWeak = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = TooWeak
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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*suddenly the game becomes an rpg and a truckload of mechanics get activated* the cheese could only block 4 damage from the 20 physical damage!

ag skyscraper cheese: 325/500

i build floors on the cheese. Construction = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Construction
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The construction does an average amount of damage to the cheese.

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 330/500

I hide a Bomb = 12 in one of the cheese's many floors

DICE RESULTS
12 = Bomb
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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it was pretty scary!

ag skyscraper cheese: 318/500

hmm... maybe we can hit harder if i use my armatar Nuke = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Nuke
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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17 floors of the Skyscraper fell down!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 301/500

I tell the cheese that his number of floors will go below 300 Now = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Now
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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now the cheese has 57.8% health left

ag skyscraper cheese: 289/500

i smash the cheese with nichodemus` new Banhammer = 15!

DICE RESULTS
15 = Banhammer
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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15 floors banned!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 274/500

I try to knock over the building. SHOVE = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = SHOVE
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Only one floor was destroyed

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 273/500

273 HEALTH LEFT! it's time to use my Absolute Zero skill! ABSOLUTEZERO = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = ABSOLUTEZERO
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
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wow, the cheese became really cold!

ag skyscraper cheese: 258/500

i throw the 20-sided dice itself to the cheese. 1d20=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The dice somehow destroyed 3 floors at once!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 255/500

I try to demolish the cheese! DemolitionSkill = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = DemolitionSkill
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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U CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL but it didn't hit hard enough...

ag skyscraper cheese: 252/500

i become an alchemist and transform the cheese into "au skyscraper cheese"! HorribleJoke = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HorribleJoke
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Since alchemy was about transforming metals of much lower value into gold, transforming silver to gold didn't increase the importance by much resulting in little damage. The transforming of a Skyscraper into gold occurred In a comic. They dumped it in the ocean because it would reduce the global value of gold too much.

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 248/500

I tell the cheese that it is HalfDead = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = HalfDead
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese destroyed 11 floors to use them to protect himself, but it didn't work

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 237/500

I explode a bomb in the cheese! Explosion = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Explosion
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

*BOOM*

ag skyscraper cheese: 223/500

i force the cheese to tell me How2MakeTheSushiCatEmoji = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = How2MakeTheSushiCatEmoji
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