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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

*everything becomes minecraft* AGSkyscraperCheese hit the ground too hard..............................................................................................

ag skyscraper cheese: 81/500

i Dig = 12 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
12 = Dig
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You made a hole in the cheese! YAY!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 69/500

I call a ghost to Haunt = 1 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
1 = Haunt
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

It appears if the Cheese is invulnerable to Ghost-type moves!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 69/500

I call a Special Forces team to destroy the cheese.

Special_Forces = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Special_Forces
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Wow, the cheese just... I guess he bribed them...

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 68/500

I bribe the forces to attack the cheese! more than the cheese bribed! Bribes = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Bribes
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

The team accepts the bribe, but it wasn't enough to pay for a full-on attack.

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 60/500

I find the cheese's natural frequency and try to induce resonance. Physics = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Physics
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You fail to do so, and just tickle it instead.

AG Skyscraper cheese: 57/500

I give the cheese a good old [roll 1d20 Slap]

danwar123
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danwar123
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Sorry, my first roll messed up

Slap = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did a 40% strong slap

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 49/500

I Annoy = 9 the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
9 = Annoy
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

u were so annoying that the cheese cringed so hard that it hurted! i'm abusing english, is it a reason for a ban?

ag skyscraper cheese: 40/500

2 more critical hits and the skyscraper will go down! ALEXA! GET OVER HERE! CriticalClick = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = CriticalClick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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WOW! almost critical hit! 16 floors went down!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 24/500

I take a look at the skyscraper... it's below the clouds! BelowTheClouds = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = BelowTheClouds
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

the cheese isn't a cloudscraper, but somewhy it got offended

ag skyscraper cheese: 15/500

the cheese has less than 20 floors left... it's time for the FINAL SHOT!!!!! = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = FinalShot
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

it missed

AG skyscraper cheese: 14/500

I charge up to the cheese and give it a final blow! FinalBlow = 8

EDIT: not-so-final

DICE RESULTS
8 = FinalBlow
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

it missed too

ag skyscraper cheese: 6/500

but this one will be definitely final! RealFinalShot = 2

edit: seriously?

DICE RESULTS
2 = RealFinalShot
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! it's alive!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 4/500

I bring the building down with lots of trebuchets and catapuls! Destroyed = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Destroyed
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

THe siege was a success

AG Skyscraper cheese: -15/500

I make a new cheese. ImmortalCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ImmortalCheese
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