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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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danwar123 creates a Immortal Cheese!

Immortal Cheese: 50/50

I try to kill the cheese! Headshot = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Headshot
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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this cheese doesn't have an head, as a result the "headshot" didn't deal 20 damage

immortal cheese: 38/50

i Bounce = 8 the cheese like a ball!

DICE RESULTS
8 = Bounce
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese got a head- er, cheese-ache.

Immortal Cheese: 30/50

I tell the cheese it will see all its loved ones die. Despair = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Despair
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got really nervous and angry!

Immortal Cheese: 14/50

I send the cheese to a dimension of eternal suffering, and he won't be able to escape as he won't die! SufferingForever = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SufferingForever
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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he died. somehow.

immortal cheese: -2/50

if i roll a 4 i'll hit 1000 forum posts by the death of this cheese! MilestoneCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = MilestoneCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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doqck just created the Milestone Cheese!

Milestone Cheese: 50/50

I tell the cheese that he's not a stone, and he's not the size of a mile! WhatAmISaying = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WhatAmISaying
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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u said that and the cheese suffered a breakdown

milestone cheese: 32/50

i actually break the cheese down! Hammer = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Hammer
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well, I guess hammers aren't the best weapon against cheeses

Milestone Cheese: 26/50

I practice some of my weak ice skills on the cheese! WeakAttack = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = WeakAttack
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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those attacks were pretty weak! don't worry though, with practice they can become strong enough to result in critical hits

milestone cheese: 22/50

i dare to press a red button. BOOM = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = BOOM
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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This cheese took high damage from the explosion, but it seems it had 35% resistance

Milestone Cheese: 9/50

I try to attack the cheese with some of my poison skills Poisoned = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Poisoned
shafaet
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shafaet
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Blacksmith

The Cheese gets scared and runs away,

Milestone Cheese: 32/40

I poison the cheese [roll 1d20 Poison]

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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ap successfully poisons the cheese, but before dying the cheese manages to confuse shafaet!

Milestone Cheese: -4/50

I make Illusion Cheese. 1d4=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d4
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HahiHa creates Illusion Cheese!

Illusion Cheese: 100/100

I tell the cheese that he's the 95th cheese, and he will never see the 100th cheese Depressed = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Depressed
shafaet
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shafaet
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The Cheese giggles at Amorplayergc and doesn't bother about what he said

Illusion Cheese: 90/100

I slice the cheese Sliced = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Sliced
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese giggles again, though now missing a piece of its insolent grin.

Illusion Cheese: 81/100

I distort the cheese. BrokenIllusion = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = BrokenIllusion
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