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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The question was so hard that it divided it

Joker Cheese: -2/10

I create Funny = 3 Cheese

DICE RESULTS
3 = Funny
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

armorplayergc creates a hard Funny Cheese.

Funny Cheese: 100/100

I give the cheese a disgruntled look.

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

Argh. Fail. Sorry.

NotFunny = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = NotFunny
etg2002
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etg2002
703 posts
Scribe

The cheese is tries to think of something funny.

Funny Cheese: 90/100

But i interrupt it's thinking by Chomping = 3 on it.

DICE RESULTS
3 = Chomping
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You barely do anything.

Funny Cheese: 87/100

I Slap = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Slap
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

The cheese thinks it is a fun game.

Funny Cheese: 83/100

I prank the cheese. JokeIsOnYou = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = JokeIsOnYou
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese escaped half the prank

Funny Cheese: 73/100

I Stare = 11 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
11 = Stare
akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,063 posts
Justiciar

Stare worked well I think
Funny Cheese: 62/100
I kick the cheese.
1d20=19

DICE RESULTS
19 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took a critical hit!

Funny Cheese: 43/100

I become Boring = 20 with the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
20 = Boring
Alp_Ehni
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Alp_Ehni
315 posts
Farmer

It let out a bored groan that shattered its insides!

Funny cheese 23/100

I tell the cheese a cheesy joke.
Moo = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Moo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It laughed until it's stomach hurt.

Funny cheese 8/100

I tell the cheese the Killing Joke.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I messed up. Let's try that again.

Killing = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Killing
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The joke killed half of the cheese!

Funny Cheese: 4/100

I try to freeze the cheese! ExtremeCold = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ExtremeCold
shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

The Cheese barely survives and is lying down unconsciously!

Funny Cheese: 1/100

I give the Cheese a final blow! 1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese died

Funny Cheese: -6/100

I create Star Cheese Star = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Star
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