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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is now scarred for life.

PANIC Cheese 228/500

I smash a mirror above the cheese and let the shards rain down upon the cheese. Mirror = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Mirror
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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The shards of coated glass cause the cheese to see portions of its insides, thus scaring it and hurting it a fair amount.

PANIC Cheese 217/500

I drop my newly acquired tungsten sphere on top of the PANIC Cheese.

Tungsten = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Tungsten
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your aim was slightly off but it managed to hit a bit of the cheese.

PANIC Cheese 213/500

I pelt the cheese with rocks. Stoned = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Stoned
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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Despite the fact that rocks have 1/6th the density of tungsten, your aim is much better and your barrage does a lot.

PANIC Cheese 193/500

I throw an un-bicentennial party for the cheese, as it has just fallen below 200 health.

Un_bicentennial = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Un_bicentennial
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The party bombed but at least it got mild food poisoning from the food.

PANIC Cheese 191/500

I unleash the power of the glitch upon the cheese. Bugged = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Bugged
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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The Cheese is not an electronic device, so it did not get affected directly, and barely got hurt by the glitch.

PANIC Cheese 186/500

I pour fondue on the cheese, because irony. Afterwards, I feel sad for how cruel that is.
Fondue = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Fondue
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The Fondue somehow damaged the cheese.

PANIC Cheese: 171/500

I ReviveTheGame = 7.

DICE RESULTS
7 = ReviveTheGame
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Reviving damaged the cheese, it didn't expect this...
PANIC Cheese: 164/500

I ram the Cheese with a furious yak! ><

YakFTW = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = YakFTW
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The yak rammed the cheese. The Cheese was crushed!

PANIC Cheese: 151/500

I enter a PokemonBattle = 18 with the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
18 = PokemonBattle
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Your Pokemons seriously damaged it!

PANIC Cheese: 133/500

I cast an unforgivable curse: Cruciatus to damage Cheese.

Crucio = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Crucio
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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The curse was quite effective, but not so much.

PANIC Cheese: 122/500

I pray to God for another 11

1d20=6

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The God answered thy prayers partially, but, in truth, I tell you, rejoice today, for the smite was sent straight from the Kingdom of Heaven.

PANIC Cheese: 116/500

I put the cheese in a microwave 😈

1d20=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The microwave didn't made enough heat to melt the cheese. :/

PANIC Cheese: 114/500

I ScareTheCheese = 17.

DICE RESULTS
17 = ScareTheCheese
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The cheese is chicken-hearted, you scared the hell out of it.

PANIC Cheese: 97/500

I put the cheese in an oven and set 300°C for an hour.

1d20=19

DICE RESULTS
19 = 1d20
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Looks like the heat was enough this time, it basically melted!

PANIC Cheese: 78/500

I try to melt the cheese in another way, sugary words.

1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
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