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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
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It hates thinking about the concept of being responsible.
PANIC Cheese 311/500
I alert him that he was born to be randomly, slowly, gruesomely, hurt in many ways until his predecessor is determined out of his power.
It seems to not like being controlled by above powers.
PANIC Cheese 297/500
I tell him that he will never escape from destiny.
It seems that it's already reconciled to its destiny.
PANIC Cheese 294/500
I order a napalm strike on it.
Good lord. You should really check up on how effective it was before you use it. It didn't really do much to the cheese.
PANIC Cheese 289/500
I shove the cheese into a cannon before firing the cannon itself. OFortune = 19
The cannon works quite well at flinging the PANIC Cheese's life away from it.
PANIC Cheese 270/500
I take the PANIC Cheese on a skydiving trip to see if fear, and falling at terminal velocity into the ground, has any effect on it.
It was pretty scary for the cheese as it has now been scared out of it's wits.
PANIC Cheese 262/500
I start hitting the cheese with a shovel. GraveChoice = 14
The shovel is almost as good at cutting through dirt as it is at cutting through cheese.
PANIC Cheese 248/500
Being slightly more than half dead, I decide to throw a party to celebrate. Morbid_Party = 20
The cheese is now scarred for life.
PANIC Cheese 228/500
I smash a mirror above the cheese and let the shards rain down upon the cheese. Mirror = 11
The shards of coated glass cause the cheese to see portions of its insides, thus scaring it and hurting it a fair amount.
PANIC Cheese 217/500
I drop my newly acquired tungsten sphere on top of the PANIC Cheese.
Your aim was slightly off but it managed to hit a bit of the cheese.
PANIC Cheese 213/500
I pelt the cheese with rocks. Stoned = 20
Despite the fact that rocks have 1/6th the density of tungsten, your aim is much better and your barrage does a lot.
PANIC Cheese 193/500
I throw an un-bicentennial party for the cheese, as it has just fallen below 200 health.
The party bombed but at least it got mild food poisoning from the food.
PANIC Cheese 191/500
I unleash the power of the glitch upon the cheese. Bugged = 4
The Cheese is not an electronic device, so it did not get affected directly, and barely got hurt by the glitch.
PANIC Cheese 186/500
I pour fondue on the cheese, because irony. Afterwards, I feel sad for how cruel that is.
Fondue = 15
The Fondue somehow damaged the cheese.
PANIC Cheese: 171/500
Reviving damaged the cheese, it didn't expect this...
PANIC Cheese: 164/500
I ram the Cheese with a furious yak! ><
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