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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese took your comment as gibberish and shrugged it off. Oh, well!

Cheesy pun cheese: 16/50

I ask the cheese: "Are you
NotGoingToAskAboutTheGlu = 6 ?"

DICE RESULTS
6 = NotGoingToAskAboutTheGlu
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The cheese considered your question for a Brief moment and it cost him some lifespun.

Cheesy pun cheese: 10/50

The cheese is small I could just try to eat it, but I don't want to get feta. Instead I try to finish it with a DankPunMeme = 16.

https://i.pinimg.com/170x/6a/ba/38/6aba3824fbe213848e91ddf03d346df0--cheesy-jokes-corny-jokes.jpg

DICE RESULTS
16 = DankPunMeme
sciller45
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sciller45
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The Cheese decided that being the reason for other people to make bad puns is a horrible reason to keep on living. Thus, the cheese decided to become something better. A grilled cheese sandwich. Mmmh

Also, the Cheese is dead now. So. Yeah.

I CREATE!

GLUE = 4 cheese!

Here's hoping you'd get stuck on this one!

MWHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH HAHAHAHHAH!

Glue cheese: 500/500

DICE RESULTS
4 = GLUE
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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I pour a hearty volume of SuperSolvent = 7 on its surface (watching out to not touch this sticky cheese).

DICE RESULTS
7 = SuperSolvent
sciller45
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sciller45
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The super solvent is somewhat effective, but the glue cheese is far too big to be destroyed.

GLUE CHEESE: 493/500

I use my good ol' fashioned RightHook = 5 on him.

DICE RESULTS
5 = RightHook
Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
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You manage to hook the left side of the cheese. Not what you were going for.

Glue Cheese: 488/500

I run and flee because I don't like cheese.
1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

It was hurt by your insult.

Glue Cheese : 478/500

I create a Cheeseburger = 2 with everything glue(cheese)d together

DICE RESULTS
2 = Cheeseburger
sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese was looking at you the whole time, silently judging your sanity. Very effective for the cheese's ego. Effective as in raising it. But you at least took some of the cheese stuff in making your burger(?)

Glue Cheese 476/500

I Jab = 5 him. If the right hook didn't work, maybe this will.

OK, this cheese is indestructible. He wasn't even insulted by my jab!

DICE RESULTS
5 = Jab
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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Your jab missed. It barely hit the cheese.
Glue Cheese 471/500

I kill the cheese with the fact that another cheese murderer is here.

NewPlayer = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = NewPlayer
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Getting know another executioner was really a trauma for the cheese.
Glue Cheese 452/500

I throw a grenade on it.

FireInTheHole = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = FireInTheHole
sciller45
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sciller45
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The grenade falls right into one of its cheese holes and blew off a huge chunk.

Glue Cheese 434/500

I press the big, red, shiny button.

BigRedShinyButton = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = BigRedShinyButton
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

That button triggered a bomb in the cheese. It blew up the cheese!

Glue cheese 417/500

I piece the cheese back together after it exploded.

ImPiecingItWrong = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ImPiecingItWrong
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
701 posts
Jester

You put the cheese back together almost perfectly. It thanks you.

Glue cheese 416/500

I take a giant sword and slice the cheese into tiny pieces.

Slice = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Slice
sciller45
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sciller45
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Your sword slices through the cheese but doesn't separate it. You did, however, hurt the cheese's big toe.

Glue cheese 413/500

I make a grilled cheese sandwich...
RightInFrontOfHim = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = RightInFrontOfHim
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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Jester

The cheese is somewhat saddened by it and feels some pain.

Glue cheese 403/500

I make him into a grilled cheese sandwich.
GrilledCheeseYum = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = GrilledCheeseYum
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