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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
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The cheese is in such a bad state that it barely noticed the basketball.

White Chocolate Cheese: 6/500

I throw the cheese away, because it's in a pitiful state and I don't like white chocolate. Disposal = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Disposal
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

He barely surived And tried to escape but I

SLAP = 14 him.

DICE RESULTS
14 = SLAP
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The slap obviated the cheese.

White Chocolate Cheese -12/500

I create the PANIC Cheese PANIC = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PANIC
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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The newly created PANIC cheese is happy that it is likely to survive given the newbie (lordlazyleopard) deciding to slap it.
PANIC cheese: 500/500
I attempt to slap the PANIC cheese.
NewbieSlap = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = NewbieSlap
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

The newbie slap makes half the damage of a professional cheese slapper.

PANIC Cheese: 491/500

I try to make a professional slap
NotSoProfessionalSlap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = NotSoProfessionalSlap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The slap didn't do much sadly.

PANIC Cheese 488/500

I use my superior kung-fu skills to beat up the cheese. BeatEmUp = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = BeatEmUp
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
783 posts
Constable

Chry's kung-fu skills are not very effective.

PANIC Cheese 483/500

I, becoming slightly less of a newbie, try once more. LessNewbishSlap = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = LessNewbishSlap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Still roughly the same amount of damage as before.

PANIC Cheese 473/500

I toss the cheese into a furnace before taking it back out. Smith = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Smith
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The fire scorched and melted it somewhat.

PANIC Cheese 464/500

I try to squish it in a hydraulic press. Splat = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Splat
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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As It's a PANIC Cheese, it didn't suffer much.

PANIC Cheese: 456/500

I summon an ant to eat it.

AntsArePowerful = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = AntsArePowerful
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
783 posts
Constable

Ants truly seem to be moderately powerful.

PANIC Cheese 443/500

I summon bees to eat it.

Swarm = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Swarm
PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
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Bees were completely useless against the Panic Cheese.

PANIC Cheese 441/500

I summon the hornets cuz they are bigger. And I'm guessing it's gonna be 13.

MyGuess = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = MyGuess
Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

PLGuy suspiciously guesses the roll and a moderately sized swarm of hornets attacks PANIC Cheese.
PANIC Cheese 428/500

I create an anti-mouse trap that uses mice to catch cheese.
AntiMouseTrap = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AntiMouseTrap
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
783 posts
Constable

Yellowcats ingenious anti-mouse trap should be patented for its relatively high success rate.
PANIC Cheese 414/500

I test the anti-mouse trap to make sure it works well enough to warrant a patent.
AntiMouseTrap = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = AntiMouseTrap
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
1,917 posts
Chancellor

It's obvious that you broght a cheap knock-off.

PANIC Cheese: 406/500

I yell that people are going to nuke us.

PANIC = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PANIC
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