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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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sciller45
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Yveltal Cheese: 10/10

Aw, well aren't you an adorable one? *picks the cheese up* What's that? You don't like being picked up? Well, alright then. Let me just put you down. *BaseballLongShotsCheese = 17*

DICE RESULTS
17 = BaseballLongShotsCheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Perfect form! it smacks against the stadium wall and dies.

Yveltal Cheese: -7/10 = kaput (to quote @PLGuy)

I apologize in advance to humanity. I create... NuclearCheese = 1!

DICE RESULTS
1 = NuclearCheese
sciller45
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Nuclear Cheese: 10/10

I place the cheese in my BackyardNuclearReactor = 9.

DICE RESULTS
9 = BackyardNuclearReactor
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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You charged your backyard reactor well, but then decided the cheese can serve a better purpose if you leave it alive.

Nuclear Cheese: 1/10

Finally, RNG cannot betray me :-P I know it's kinda cheesy but I throw a Pokeball = 11!

DICE RESULTS
11 = Pokeball
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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Yay, you caught the cheese!

Now since my Yveltal cheese died in one turn, I make...

ShinyYveltalCheese = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ShinyYveltalCheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Another being of destruction appears.

Shiny Yveltal Cheese: 10/10

I summon a ShinyXerneas = 15 to destroy it.

DICE RESULTS
15 = ShinyXerneas
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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I beg for it to not be a brick...
Xerneas happened to be a cannibalistic Pokemonal Cheese. It devoured Shiny Yveltal Cheese with one CHOMP.

Shiny Yveltal Cheese: -5/10

I summon thee, MagottyNyanCheese = 2!

DICE RESULTS
2 = MagottyNyanCheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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That's... disturbing, disgusting, and an all-around offense to anyone with eyes, ears, or a nose.

Maggoty Nyan Cheese *shudders* 50/50

I call a flock of Birds = 19 to feast on the maggots.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Birds
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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The birds love the maggots. They ate them all.

Maggot-free(thank goodness) Nyan Cheese: 31/50

I angrily stab the cheese multiple times with my dagger.

StabbyStabby = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = StabbyStabby
sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese attempts to run, but you mercilessly stab the cheese over and over again, leaving it on the ground, crying in pain and covered in its own blood and tears.

Maggot-free Nyan Cheese: 14/50

Nyan cheese, eh? Well in that case... RELEASEtheHOUNDS = 8 !

DICE RESULTS
8 = RELEASEtheHOUNDS
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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*Cue trumpet charge* The hounds devour the cheese!

Nyan Cheese: 6/50

I use my universal artifact to make a CheeseDestroyer = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = CheeseDestroyer
sciller45
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sciller45
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The artifact grows to your size and falls over the cheese.

Nyan Cheese: K.O./50

I blow the trumpet of evil cheesery, suddenly, CarolinaReaperCheese = 1 rises from a crack in the ground no one seemed to notice.

DICE RESULTS
1 = CarolinaReaperCheese
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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A nice, little, spicy cheese you made there.

Carolina Reaper Cheese: 10/10

I use the CarolinaReaperCheese (or its part) as a DressingOfKabob = 18!

DICE RESULTS
18 = DressingOfKabob
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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The skewer and fire worked in tandem. The cheese is gone!

Carolina Reaper Cheese: -8/10

Now for a real challenge: I summon the GhostCheese = 4!

Edit: Okay, that really is a challenge!

DICE RESULTS
4 = GhostCheese
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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An aethereal, transparent brick of a cheese. Coooooul!

Ghost Cheese: 500/500

I turn on my bumbox with Ghost Busters' theme and smite the cheese using a ProtonPack = 10!

DICE RESULTS
10 = ProtonPack
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