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Yveltal Cheese: 10/10

Aw, well aren't you an adorable one? *picks the cheese up* What's that? You don't like being picked up? Well, alright then. Let me just put you down. *BaseballLongShotsCheese = 17*

Perfect form! it smacks against the stadium wall and dies.

Yveltal Cheese: -7/10 = kaput (to quote @PLGuy)

I apologize in advance to humanity. I create... NuclearCheese = 1!

Nuclear Cheese: 10/10

I place the cheese in my BackyardNuclearReactor = 9.

You charged your backyard reactor well, but then decided the cheese can serve a better purpose if you leave it alive.

Nuclear Cheese: 1/10

Finally, RNG cannot betray me :-P I know it's kinda cheesy but I throw a Pokeball = 11!

Yay, you caught the cheese!

Now since my Yveltal cheese died in one turn, I make...

ShinyYveltalCheese = 1

Another being of destruction appears.

Shiny Yveltal Cheese: 10/10

I summon a ShinyXerneas = 15 to destroy it.

I beg for it to not be a brick...
Xerneas happened to be a cannibalistic Pokemonal Cheese. It devoured Shiny Yveltal Cheese with one CHOMP.

Shiny Yveltal Cheese: -5/10

I summon thee, MagottyNyanCheese = 2!

That's... disturbing, disgusting, and an all-around offense to anyone with eyes, ears, or a nose.

Maggoty Nyan Cheese *shudders* 50/50

I call a flock of Birds = 19 to feast on the maggots.

The birds love the maggots. They ate them all.

Maggot-free(thank goodness) Nyan Cheese: 31/50

I angrily stab the cheese multiple times with my dagger.

StabbyStabby = 17

The cheese attempts to run, but you mercilessly stab the cheese over and over again, leaving it on the ground, crying in pain and covered in its own blood and tears.

Maggot-free Nyan Cheese: 14/50

Nyan cheese, eh? Well in that case... RELEASEtheHOUNDS = 8 !

*Cue trumpet charge* The hounds devour the cheese!

Nyan Cheese: 6/50

I use my universal artifact to make a CheeseDestroyer = 15

The artifact grows to your size and falls over the cheese.

Nyan Cheese: K.O./50

I blow the trumpet of evil cheesery, suddenly, CarolinaReaperCheese = 1 rises from a crack in the ground no one seemed to notice.

A nice, little, spicy cheese you made there.

Carolina Reaper Cheese: 10/10

I use the CarolinaReaperCheese (or its part) as a DressingOfKabob = 18!

The skewer and fire worked in tandem. The cheese is gone!

Carolina Reaper Cheese: -8/10

Now for a real challenge: I summon the GhostCheese = 4!

Edit: Okay, that really is a challenge!

An aethereal, transparent brick of a cheese. Coooooul!

Ghost Cheese: 500/500

I turn on my bumbox with Ghost Busters' theme and smite the cheese using a ProtonPack = 10!