Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Well, uh, discarding the part where every molecule in your body explodes, the Ghost Cheese's negative energy is drained. Phew.
A ghost is invulnerable to any physical ailments, but maybe if I use the Ghost-be-real, then it would work! Of course! *places ghost-be-real on the floor* If it works the way it said on TV, then you'll become physical! Woo! Take that, ghost! GhostBeReal = 12