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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Gogotank slaps the cheese with flame, moderately damaging it.

Bad Cheese: 322/500

I whistle at the cheese. 1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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The whistle creates a high pitch and sharp blade like sound that cut the cheese.

Bad Cheese: 314/500 HP

Shazam = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Shazam
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

Boring old Shazam rushes into the cheese, making a hole.

Bad cheese: 298/500 HP

I flick the cheese. 1d20=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Loop_Stratos flicks the cheese causing small-ish damage.

Bad cheese: 294/500

I slap the cheese with my un-cut finger nails. ClawSlap = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = ClawSlap
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

Gogotank kinda nailed it.

Bad cheese: 282/500

I slap the cheese with dices. 1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

The dices inflict a substantial amount of damage.

Bad cheese: 272/500 HP

Batman = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Batman
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Batman deals some damage to the cheese.
Bad Cheese 261/500
I play some heavy metal music through some large speakers to the cheese. GuitarStrum = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = GuitarStrum
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Darkfire45 deafens the cheese.
Bad Cheese: 241/500

I headbutt the cheese. Headbutt = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Headbutt
Gantic
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Gantic
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Gogotank puts a dent in the cheese with a headbutt.
Bad Cheese: 227/500
I slap Bad Cheese. Slammo = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Slammo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Gantic somewhat manages to hurt the cheese.
Bad Cheese 220/500
I double slap the cheese. Go = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Go
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Darkfire quickly double slaps the cheese.
Bad Cheese: 206/500
I put on a song and slap the cheese in the rythym of the music.
RythymSlap = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = RythymSlap
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

That was more like a poke.

Bad cheese: 202/500 HP

SHAZAMoniPhone = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SHAZAMoniPhone
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

SirLegendary is slightly successful in getting Shazam on the iPhone, somehow hurting the cheese.
Bad Cheese 191/500
I unload a few bullets into the cheese with my pistol. Bang = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Bang
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

R: Those bullets.

S: Make the next person who sign up for AG an admin and CEO of armor games. User must not be 18 years of age.

Gantic
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Gantic
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SirLegendary is confused about where he is. Meanwhile, Darkfire45 puts bullet holes into the Cheese.
Bad Cheese: 179/500
I slap Bad Cheese. Wappawap = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Wappawap
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