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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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red303 managed to touch the cheese with his tongue.
Legend Cheese 377/500
I get the cheese drunk on alcohol. PleaseDontFollow = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = PleaseDontFollow
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Darkfire gives the cheese a serious hangover.
Legend Cheese 360/500
I spill coffee on the cheese. Coffee_spill = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Coffee_spill
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

The cheese got 1st degree burns.
Legend Cheese 355/500
I dice the cheese. Dice = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Dice
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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R2D2 manages to dice the cheese a bit before his knife broke.
Legend Cheese 348/500
I slap the cheese with a flyswatter. SlapIT = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SlapIT
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese feels bad about being swattered.

Legend Cheese: 332/500

I smack the cheese with my guitar. GuitarSlap = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = GuitarSlap
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Gogotank puts a dent in the cheese with a guitar.
Legend Cheese: 322/500
I slap Legend Cheese. Slaparap = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Slaparap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gantic manages to leave a mark on the cheese.
Legend Cheese 305/500
I drop a chandelier onto the cheese. WhatAWaste = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = WhatAWaste
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Darkfire wastes the cheese.
Legend Cheese 289/500 HP
Nightwing, GO! Sidekick = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Sidekick
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Nightwing used steel wing,dealing moderate dmg.
278/500 HP
I try to eat the cheese.[rolld20 Mmmm]
[EDIT]How to roll D20?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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OOC: Use (roll 1d20 optionaltext) but replace brackets with square brackets.

danwar123 fails to figure out how to eat.
Legend Cheese 278/500
I sue the cheese. CourtInSession = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = CourtInSession
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Sued for 5 bucks.
Legend Cheese 273/500 HP
SHAZAM = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = SHAZAM
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

How many more times are you going to shazam it?

Legend Cheese: 255/500

I take a filthy cloth and slap the cheese. CheeseClothes = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = CheeseClothes
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Dirtied the cheese.
Legend Cheese: 240/500
I lay on the cheese with my weight. Weight = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Weight
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

R2D21999's butt became sore after sitting on the cheese for a while.
Legend Cheese 232/500
I throw darts at the cheese. Bullseye = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Bullseye
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Darkfire is good at archery.

Legend Cheese: 224/500

I blow the cheese. Blow = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Blow
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