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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

SirLegendary Shazames (AGAIN!) the cheese.

Ghost Cheese: 4/10

I summon the Ghostbusters to slap the cheese. Ghostbusters = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Ghostbusters
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

Gogotank hurts the cheese to death.

Ghost cheese: -4/10 HP

I create the Legend Cheese CheeseCreation = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = CheeseCreation
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

SirLegendary creates the Legend Cheese

Legend Cheese: 500/500

I slap the cheese with my typing. TypeSlap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = TypeSlap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank's typing hurts the cheese a little.
Legend Cheese 497/500
I roll a tank over the cheese. TAAAANK = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = TAAAANK
R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Dark does a good ammount of damage with his tank rolling skills but not perfect.
Legend Cheese: 483/500
I summon a lightsaber and lightsaber the cheese. R2usedCut = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = R2usedCut
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

R2 lightsabers the cheese.

Legend Cheese: 475/500

I buy one of R2's poison cookies and feed it to the cheese. PoisonCookie = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PoisonCookie
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank gives the cheese mild food poisoning.
Legend Cheese 465/500
I throw the cheese into a wind tunnel. Woooooo = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Woooooo
TheGalacticGargoyle
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TheGalacticGargoyle
566 posts
Peasant

The cheese went flying over the fields.
Legend Cheese: 450/500
I stomp the cheese. Flat = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Flat
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

TheGalacticGargoyle stomps the cheese into a cheese pancake.
Legend Cheese: 433/500
I backhand the cheese. Smack = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Smack
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Red leaves a scar on the cheese that will be there for years.
Legend Cheese: 416/500
I electrocute the cheese. 1d20=20

DICE RESULTS
20 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

R2 electrifies the cheese, making it remember that forever.

Legend Cheese: 396/500

I bless the cheese. [roll 1d20 HolyCheese]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It didn't work, so I'll try again.

HolyCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HolyCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank poorly blesses the cheese, cursing it for a bit.
Legend Cheese 392/500
I expose the cheese to the harsh winters of the Arctic. Brrrrrrr = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Brrrrrrr
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The cheese got cold, the wind is strong these days.
Legend Cheese 390/500
Let's try something new, Batmobile = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Batmobile
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Legend_BEAST bat-mobiles the cheese fairly hard.
Legend Cheese 378/500
I slap the cheese with my tongue. Yummy = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Yummy
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