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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Gantic leaves a hand-mark on the cheese where he slapped it.
Bad Cheese: 161/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my face. FaceSlap = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = FaceSlap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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red303 leaves a face shaped Mark in the cheese.
Bad Cheese 141/500
I kick the cheese. Goal = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Goal
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The cheese killed Brazil.

Bad Cheese 121/500

Ouch = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Ouch
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

ajgelaga slapped the cheese, kinda weakly.

Cheese of d00m: 104/500

I point my finger at the cheese. 1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Loop_Straos points at the cheese, causing it to shiver slightly.
Bad Cheese 97/500
I play Whack-a-Mole with the cheese. HitDatMole = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = HitDatMole
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

Darkfire45 plays whack a mole and missed a lot.

Bad cheese: 91/500

I obey the cheese. Obedience = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Obedience
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Loop_Stratos's obedience is too much for the cheese.
Bad cheese: 77/500 HP
I bite the cheese. Yum = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Yum
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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red303 took a nibble of the cheese.
Bad Cheese 76/500
I send the cheese skydiving without a parachute. Weeee = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Weeee
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The cheese lands in a mildly-soft pillow factory.
Bad Cheese: 66/500 HP
I pour acid on the cheese. Ouchies = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Ouchies
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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red303 gave the cheese a nice acid burn.
Bad Cheese 51/500
I send the cheese to court for assaulting me. Justice = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Justice
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

The bad cheese was sued for all its money

Bad Cheese 33/500

Shazam with my new Armatar SHAZAM = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SHAZAM
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

SirLegendary mostly misses with a lightning bolt shazam strike.
Bad Cheese: 26/500
I slap Bad Cheese. KABLAMMO = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = KABLAMMO
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

Gantic slaps the cheese really hard.
Bad cheese: 14/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my knee. KneeSlap = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = KneeSlap
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

red303 destroys the cheese with his knee.
Bad Cheese -5/500
I make Ghost Cheese. Boo = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Boo
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

darkfire conjures up a Ghost Cheese 10/10 HP

SHAZAM! ZeusBolt = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = ZeusBolt
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