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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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***facepalm***
my fire didn't worked! D:

InfinitySnaps
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InfinitySnaps
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Don't worry...
I'll do a double roll for you.

Your roll: Armorplayergc_darkfire = 12
I stamp on it. InfinitySnaps_Stamponit = 6

DICE RESULTS
12 = Armorplayergc_darkfire
6 = InfinitySnaps_Stamponit
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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That was a bit messy.

Penguin Cheese: 282/500

Guess who's ready for a PENGUIN ASSAULT! PenguinArmy = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You done average damage, call more penguins next time

Penguin Cheese: 274/500

Let me try a lightning in the cheese! [roll 1d20 LIGHTNING]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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why is my magic failing?!

Let me try again! Lightning = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Lightning
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The lightning strike deals good damage to the cheese.

Penguin Cheese: 258/500

I step on the cheese with some nails attached to my foot. NailStomp = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = NailStomp
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the nails have just obliterated the cheese!

Penguin Cheese: 242/500

I take a single-use replica of the snipers' rifle, the same used in the 100-mile-long-jungle (count to 100) and shot it SnipingTarget = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = SnipingTarget
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I think you took the wrong sniper :|

Penguin Cheese: 234/500

I stab the cheese with a dagger. Stab = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Stab
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You hit it hard!

Penguin Cheese: 221/500

I poison the cheese! Poison = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Poison
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese pukes as the poison consumes its flesh.

Penguin Cheese: 204/500

I force the cheese to listen to Justin Bieber. PureEvilness = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = PureEvilness
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! cheeses can't hear anything

Penguin Cheese: 203/500

I hit the cheese with my super cold ice skills! PowerfulIce = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PowerfulIce
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The ice makes the cheese FEEL THE PAIN.

Penguin Cheese: 189/500

I make the cheese smell my breath. ThatSmell = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = ThatSmell
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! so much damage!

Penguin Cheese: 172/500

I take my satellite and fire a giant laser in the cheese! GiantLaser = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = GiantLaser
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is in so much pain!

Penguin Cheese: 152/500

I headbutt the cheese. Headbutt = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Headbutt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You haven't done a lot of damage...

Penguin Cheese: 147/500

I freeze the cheese! SoCold = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = SoCold
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