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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The cheese is now frozen!

Penguin Cheese: 128/500

I make a Penguin Assault. PenguinArmy = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

OH! i'll boost your attack damage!

Penguin Cheese: 123/500

I begin a storm of molten gold in the cheese! GoldRain = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = GoldRain
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

All it does is inflate the price of the cheese!

Penguin Cheese: 118/500

I stare Hatefully at the Cheese! HatefulStare = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = HatefulStare
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I think it is a bit more powerful than the last time you stared at it.

Penguin Cheese: 116/500

Penguin Assault! I don't know how many more times I will make them. PenguinArmy = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes, my attack boost worked :P

Penguin Cheese: 100/500 (20%)

I throw Mount Everest in the cheese! MountEverest = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = MountEverest
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

You threw the peak of mt. Everest at the cheese.It was still strong.

84/500

I slash at the cheese.Hit = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Hit
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You have done a good slash!

Penguin Cheese: 71/500

I shot it with a shotgun! Shotgun = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Shotgun
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

You put the gun directly to the cheese and shoot.

Penguin Cheese 51/500

I attempt to do a 3-hit combo with my blade.

[roll 1d20 CCCCombo]

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

CCCOMBO = 11 htis this time.

DICE RESULTS
11 = CCCOMBO
Gantic
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Gantic
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danwar123 scratches the cheese three times with three hits.
Penguin Cheese 40/500
I body slam the Penguin Cheese. 1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

Gantic body slams the cheese into the ground
penguin cheese 24/500
i tap the penguin cheese into a bowl of lava1d20=7

DICE RESULTS
7 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese have been heated!

Penguin Cheese: 17/500

i use a powerful dark magic spell, it have a chance of killing either the person who cast it, either the target, either none of them, or even both of them! DarkMagic = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = DarkMagic
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Armorplayer's spell leaves the cheese almost dead.

Penguin Cheese: 3/500

I try to kill the cheese. Goodbye = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Goodbye
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The Penguin Cheese is extinct!

I create a Kraken Cheese: [roll 1d4 Kraken_Cheese]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Gogotank kill another cheese!

I create, Shadow cheese! ShadowCheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = ShadowCheese
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