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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! the cheese! is corrupting our boosts!

Shadow Cheese: 351/500

I burn the cheese again for corrupting my boosts, this time, with the power of the anger! RageLightFire = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = RageLightFire
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Oh my God... the cheese is corrupting anger too! :O

Shadow Cheese: 342/500

Fellow penguins, it corrupted our boosts. GET IT! PenguinArmy = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = PenguinArmy
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

THe penguins assault the cheese..It is heavily damadged.

325/500

I call in my dragon army to reinforce he penguins.DragonArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = DragonArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese is annoying me!

Shadow Cheese: 321/500

I use my thunderbolt in it! [roll 1d20 Thunderbolt]

ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The thunderbolt missed!

Shadow Cheese: 321/500

I call my eagles to attack! [roll 1d20 QuickAttack!]

I can't hit it! It's too powerful for me

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

AHHHHHHHH! ENOUGH OF THAT!

Shadow Cheese: 321/500

I'll summon ChapZ's eagle attack, my thunderbolt from the last attacks and i will make another attack with ice! ChapZEagles = 10 ArmorplayergcThunderbolt = 18 IcyChills = 9

DICE RESULTS
10 = ChapZEagles
18 = ArmorplayergcThunderbolt
9 = IcyChills
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

im not even going to describe that

Shadow Cheese 275/500

I throw my Bolded italic right shoe at it

nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

Forgottorollsorry = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Forgottorollsorry
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Your forgotness dealed heavy damage to the cheese!

Shadow Cheese: 257/500

Guess what. PenguinArmy = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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YES! that way to go @Gogotank and @nousername757 !

Shadow Cheese: 238/500

Light!!!! light the beacon! the same from deep sleep!! DeepSleepBeacon = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = DeepSleepBeacon
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

SPOOKY!

Shadow Cheese: 221/500

Ok, I'll use something different this time. LAVA! Lava = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Lava
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Your lava burned a good part of it!

Shadow Cheese: 207/500

I'll not miss this time! I'll shoot with my paintball gun! [roll 1d20 Paint!]

ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Please, someone explains to me how to roll the dice. I'm just using the button but it is not working

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You can't use exclamation marks on the dice label.

Shadow Cheese: 207/500

I take ChapZ's paintball gun and summon my penguins. Paintballs = 2 PenguinArmy = 7

DICE RESULTS
2 = Paintballs
7 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

It's defence is increasing!

Shadow Cheese: 198/500

I use light again! HeavyLight = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = HeavyLight
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