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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Your hatred deals some damage.

Shadow Cheese: 37/500

Penguin Army! ATTACK IT! PenguinArmy = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I know why my hatred is not so strong, it's because i CAN'T use all my anger, otherwise i would destroy all the known Universe in a single strike...

Shadow Cheese: 28/500

I use my anger again AngerAgainstCheese = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = AngerAgainstCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You just have to use repetitively and it will get stronger.

Shadow Cheese: 16/500

I slice the cheese. WITH AN AXE! Axe = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Axe
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I will finish him of (or i'll try) :P

Shadow Cheese: 4/500

I slap it! Slap = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Slap
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It's dead! IT'S DEAD! HAHAHAHAHA- time for another one!

I create the Cactus Cheese. Toughness = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Toughness
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Gogotank create a medium Cactus Cheese.

Cactus Cheese: 50/50

I use a chainsaw to cut the cheese! Chainsaw = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Chainsaw
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I slap cactus cheese!

Cactus Cheese: 35/50 (70%)

I'll slap it! SlapACactusCheese = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SlapACactusCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Nice slap.

Cactus Cheese: 22/50

I karate chop the cheese. KarateChop = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = KarateChop
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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You broke your hand.

Cactus Cheese: 21/50

I'll tell it a joke! BadJoke = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = BadJoke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Your sense of humor terrified it!

Cactus Cheese: 1/50

I touch the cheese. Bye = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Bye
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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You touched and the cheese disappeared.

Now it's time to create the Kraken Cheese. Toughness = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Toughness
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Kraken Cheese: 50/50

I will drown the kraken cheese! DrowingAKraken = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = DrowingAKraken
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Your drowning works although the kraken is an aquatic creature.

Kraken Cheese: 35/50

I take a knife and slice the cheese. DeepCut = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = DeepCut
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You have deep-cuted the wrong place, next time, aim EXACTLY in the center of the cheese...

Kraken Cheese: 26/50

I set the Kraken on fire while it is under the water FireInWater = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = FireInWater
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Most of the fire is extinguished but it deals some damage.

Kraken Cheese: 17/50

I headbutt the cheese while I wear a spiky helmet. SpikyHeadbutt = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = SpikyHeadbutt
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