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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The wink dealt massive damage to the cheese.
Minecraft Cheese 8/500
I attempt to finish off the cheese with the Killer Rabbit. HolyHandGrenade = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = HolyHandGrenade
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The holy hand grenade/killer rabbit deals the finishing blow.
Minecraft Cheese -6/500
I create Flaming Cheese. Cheese_Creation = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Cheese_Creation
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Red303 made a medium Flaming cheese.

Flaming cheese:50/50

I try to pour water on the cheese. PutOutTheFlames = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = PutOutTheFlames
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Just a few drops hit the cheese.

Flaming Cheese: 48/50

I try to remove the oxygen placing a glass over it. CantBreathe = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = CantBreathe
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

THe cheese is suffocating!

Flaming cheese: 28/50

I slash at the cheese. Chopy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Chopy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You make a small cut in the cheese.
Flaming Cheese 18/50
I use a fire blanket on the cheese. Suffocate = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Suffocate
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Unfortunately, the cheese doesn't need air.

Flaming Cheese HP 17/50

I use the legendary SHAZAM = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = SHAZAM
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

SirLegendary sends the flaming cheese back to the dimension of fire, hell, and Celine Dion.
Flaming cheese: -1/50 HP

I create James Franco cheese. StillBetterThanDave = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = StillBetterThanDave
danwar123
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danwar123
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Terry_Logic creates the jame franco cheese.

James Franco Cheese:50/50

Slice = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Slice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Danwar slices the cheese for low damage.

James Franco Cheese: 46/50

I tell James Franco Cheese Spider-man 3 sucked. ItIsTrue = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = ItIsTrue
apldeap123
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apldeap123
1,708 posts
Farmer

Please ignore this post.
The dice is not working for me.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese is slightly hurt by your remarks.
James Franco Cheese 35/50
I blow up the cheese with tons of dynamite. Kaboom = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Kaboom
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

The dinomite exploded 40 ft away.

James Franco 34/50

Stab = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Stab
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
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Peasant

That sort of works.

James Franco: 17/50

Gunsplosion = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Gunsplosion
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Gunsplosion deals small damage.

James Franco Cheese: 13/50

I attempt to kill the cheese. KillAttempt = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = KillAttempt
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