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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You attempt to murderously cut the cheese, but it is blocked by someone else's back

James Franco Cheese: 9/50

I attempt to steal the cheese's soul at such low HP CheesePoach = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = CheesePoach
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You failed and left the cheese almost dead.

James Franco Cheese: 1/50

I kill the cheese. [roll 1d20 k-o]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Reroll = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Reroll
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

Gogotank kills the cheese!

Using my dark powers, I create a new cheese!

UnholyCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = UnholyCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

evilsweetblock creates the Unholy Cheese!

Unholy Cheese: 100/100

I give the cheese a welcoming punch. WelcomePunch = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = WelcomePunch
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
1,266 posts
Peasant

Dang ninjas! The punch cracks its hard shell.

Unholy Cheese: 86/100

I dunk it in holy water. [roll 1d20 holywater]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Ehh, actually this is where I peed. The holy water is over there.

Unholy Cheese: 86/100

I dive the cheese into the holy water. HolyWater = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = HolyWater
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The cheese has a shield. We need to break it before we pour holy water over the cheese.

Unholy Cheese: 83/100

I try to hit the cheese with a sledgehammer. HammerTime = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = HammerTime
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

You hammer the shield to pieces!

Unholy Cheese: 73/100

The cheese uses its unholy power to trap me in a box D: SelfSacrifice = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = SelfSacrifice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Your sacrifise worked, I guess(?).

Unholy Cheese: 59/100

I make a penguin assault, since I haven't made one in a while. PenguinArmy = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You penguin army mostly pecked around the cheese.
Unholy Cheese 51/100
I start punching the cheese with my boxing gloves. Uppercut = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Uppercut
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You should get iron boxing gloves...

Unholy Cheese: 44/100

I start punching the cheese with my IRON BOXING GLOVES! IronPunch = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = IronPunch
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Your Iron Boxing Gloves were slightly more effective.
Unholy Cheese 33/500
I call a couple priests to bless the cheese. Amen = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Amen
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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NO! call more priests next time!

Unholy Cheese: 24/100

Since priests seem to not affect it, i'll use my darkness powers to attack it, consume it, and let him more vunnerable to be KILLED! ShadowsDarkness = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = ShadowsDarkness
helpo1
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helpo1
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Shadows do approximately exactly 1.66666666666(e+inf)7 times more damage than priests.
Unholy Cheese HP: 9/100
But what about a simple Fireball = 12?

DICE RESULTS
12 = Fireball
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