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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is too powerful!

Minecraft Cheese: 143/500

I make the cheese sleep and give it the nightmare i've had before that i was stuck in another world, it was... THE DEEP SLEEP GAME SERIES WORLD! it happened to me the night i have played all the 3 games in the dark! at night! DeepSleeping = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = DeepSleeping
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
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That... kind of works, I guess.

Minecraft Cheese: 135/500

I try and destroy it using more fire. FireBurnyDoom = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = FireBurnyDoom
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese burns for a while before the flames extinguish themselves.
Minecraft Cheese 120/500
I punch the cheese with my fist. PunchingCheese = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = PunchingCheese
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Your fist makes a large hole in the cheese.
Minecraft Cheese 101/500
I drop 70 cows on the cheese. Moo = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Moo
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Most of the cows missed their target.
Minecraft Cheese 98/500
I throw every single mob at the cheese. HitOrMiss = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = HitOrMiss
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Some of them missed because they were moving.

Minecraft Cheese: 87/500

I throw a pixilated slap at the cheese. PixilatedSlap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = PixilatedSlap
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
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Peasant

Minecraft's incredibly janky physics fail you.

Minecraft Cheese: 98/100

I get an Enderman to pick up the cheese, then kick the Enderman into lava. [roll 1d20 EnderBurn]

Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
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Peasant

*cough* EnderBurn = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = EnderBurn
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese burns with the Enderman.
Minecraft Cheese 69/500
I overload the cheese with lots of mods which aren't compatible with each other. Error = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Error
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Dammit, the cheese exists in other mods too! It told the cheeses from the other mods to go away before they could deal damage to it!

Minecraft Cheese: 66/500

I tell the cheese a creepypasta about Herobrine. ScaredyCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ScaredyCheese
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The cheese casually disproves the theory, and is barely spooked.

Minecraft Cheese: 63/500

I make the Ender Dragon destroy the cheese. Kaboom = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Kaboom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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YES! Enderdragons rock!

Minecraft Cheese: 46/500

I stare the cheese! StaringACheese = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = StaringACheese
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

armorplayergc made the cheese a little bet self-conscious from staring at it, but not enough to do any serious damage.
Minecraft Cheese: 39/500
I use Markus Persson's hand to slap the cheese. ShabooyaROLLCall = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ShabooyaROLLCall
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

He can't hit hard his own creation...

Minecraft Cheese: 34/500

I throw a lightning in the cheese with my satellite! SatelliteLightning = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SatelliteLightning
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Lightning is not very effective.

Minecraft Cheese: 27/500

I wink at the cheese! DeathWink = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = DeathWink
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