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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese blows up from the explosions.
Minecraft Cheese 261/500
I throw Splash Potions of Harming II at the cheese. Hit = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Hit
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is a bit hurt.

Minecraft Cheese: 254/500

I put the cheese in an obsidian prison and set some TNT on fire inside of it.
Boom = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Boom
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese explodes in a magnificent mushroom cloud.
Minecraft Cheese: 236/500
I summon a wither by the cheese. [roll 20d20 Wither explosion]

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese explodes in a magnificent mushroom cloud.
Minecraft Cheese: 236/500
I summon a wither by the cheese. Wither = 202

DICE RESULTS
202 = Wither
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

I just cannot get this right, can I. 1d20=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d20
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

You accidentally placed the wither on the other side of the world, so the cheese only felt a light breeze.

Minecraft Cheese: 235/500

I throw an anvil on the cheese. MinecraftAnvil = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = MinecraftAnvil
red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

The cheese is half-crushed by the anvil.
Minecraft Cheese: 224/500
I take the cheese into the end and drop it into the void.

red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

I_am_awful_at_this = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = I_am_awful_at_this
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Don't be sad, we all forget things.

Minecraft Cheese: 219/500

I throw the cheese at a cactus. SquaredCactus = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SquaredCactus
Nerdsoft
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Nerdsoft
1,266 posts
Peasant

The cactus is smashed by the cheese, but it does some damage.

Minecraft Cheese: 212/500

I throw the cheese through a glitched chunk. RubbishChunkGeneration = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = RubbishChunkGeneration
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese glitches out and changes to several different items before turning back to a cheese.
Minecraft Cheese: 197/500
I use silverfishes to eat the cheese. DeadlyInNumbers = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = DeadlyInNumbers
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

They are too weak for the cheese!

Minecraft Cheese: 194/500

I put a lot of TNT around the cheese and... BOOM! Explosion = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Explosion
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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TNT?! NO! install a mod and use any nuclear explosive or such

Minecraft Cheese: 186/500

I take a nuclear missile from a minecraft mod and throw in the cheese! NuclearMissile = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = NuclearMissile
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It deals good damage!

Minecraft Cheese: 171/500

I give Minecraft Cheese another CIRCLE! Circle = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Circle
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Wow! The Minecraft Cheese starts to get round.

Minecraft Cheese: 153/500

I try to shutdown the server. ByeCheese = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = ByeCheese
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