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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Hey, that's one of MY moves! Anyway, it deals good damage.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 164/500

I go really high above and then fall to slam the cheese. EpicSlam = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = EpicSlam
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The cheese is too soft and makes you bounce away.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 161/500

I summon rats to eat the cheese. RatAttack = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = RatAttack
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The rats were all killed by the cheese's rat defences!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 160/500

I chop the cheese down with an axe. AxeChop = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = AxeChop
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You cut the cheese in half!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 144/500

I burn the cheese with a flamethrower. BURN = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BURN
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Let me boost your attacks!

Drgaon Cheese: 143/500

I throw a dark-type lightning in the cheese! DarkLightning = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = DarkLightning
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

What is happening? The cheese is too powerful!

Drgaon Cheese: 142/500

I throw the cheese into a black hole. Void = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Void
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

The cheese was infused with the intoxicating dark matter.

Drgaon Cheese: 131/500

I throw Spear = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Spear
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The spear impaled it!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 118/500

If you throw a spear, I throw a FlamingDagger = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = FlamingDagger
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

You stabbed and burned a piece of the cheese.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 108/500

I throw an AssassinStar = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = AssassinStar
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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HOLY! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 88/500

I smash a computer on the cheese. ComputerSmash = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ComputerSmash
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

YES! heavy computers are good!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 74/500

I burn it with my darkness fire FireOfDarkness = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = FireOfDarkness
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

(Thanks AP for posting before me and making me write everything again xD)

The cheese is holy! Darkness is destroying it!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 60/500

I lock the cheese in a dark room. Darkness = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Darkness
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

YOUR ATTACK STAT IS HIGH AS... SOMETHING GOOD!

Drgaon Cheese V3: 40/500

Ihit the cheese with a Club = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Club
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Your club broke on impact but did a good amount of damage.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 29/500

I blow away the cheese with a big fan. StrongWind = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = StrongWind
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The fan wasn't very effective.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 26/500

I throw the cheese into a fan. Slicer = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Slicer
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