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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! it have 2% of it's health left!

Impossible Cheese: 2/100

I use my satellite, and hit the cheese with a laser! SpaceLaser = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SpaceLaser
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The space laser obliterates the cheese.

Impossible Cheese -9/100

I create the Nano Cheese Nano = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Nano
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Darkfire creates the Nano Cheese.

Nano Cheese: 500/500

I hit the cheese with a baseball bat. BaseballBat = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = BaseballBat
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Home run!(bdum tish)

Nano Cheese: 489/500

I throw Another_spear = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Another_spear
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The spear penetrates the cheese a bit before falling off.

Nano Cheese 480/500

I rapidly start punching the cheese with my bare fists. ORA = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ORA
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Falcon punch!

Nano Cheese 462/500

Yet another Spear = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Spear
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

The cheese is too small

Nano Cheese: 453/500

I hit it with a dark-earth type attack! DarkEarth = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = DarkEarth
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

I think you missed...

Nano Cheese: 452/500

I spill all the water supplies the cheese has. NoWater = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = NoWater
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The cheese doesn't need water.

Nano cheese: 450/500

I try to slice the cheese with my katana. Slice = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Slice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

You cut the cheese in two pieces!

Nano Cheese: 432/500

I attack it with a Grater = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Grater
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

It did some damage.

Nano Cheese: 418/500

I throw a denture at the cheese! Bite = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Bite
eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

I install a degrader on the cheese. -1 health for every heads.

Degrader = Heads

COIN RESULTS
Degrader
Heads
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

@eliakith, I think that's against the rules. We are only supposed to roll 1 20-sided dice.

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I'll post, because otherwise this thread will die.

Nano Cheese: 406/500

I slap the cheese with an OrcCorpse = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = OrcCorpse
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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I didn't post because I was the last one.

It was a baby orc.

Nano Cheese: 404/500

I slap the cheese with MacAndCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = MacAndCheese
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