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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

It burns. It Burns... It burns....finally! all finished.

Bioshock Cheese: 139/500

I use a piece of lint to hurt it
Lint = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Lint
eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

You lint it into intense pain!

Bio shock cheese 121/500

I cast [roll 1d20 Shadowbolt] again!!!

calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Your shadow bolt failed.

Bioshock cheese 121/500

I use eliakith's shadowbolt and I use Danceoff!
Shadowbolt = 5 Dance = 2

DICE RESULTS
5 = Shadowbolt
2 = Dance
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The shadowball does small damage, while the dance just makes it happier.

Bioshock Cheese: 115/500

I summon a Rock = 17 right above the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
17 = Rock
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You manage to crush the cheese along with it's spirit.

Bioshock Cheese 108/500

I inject the cheese with Scorpion Venom = 18.

DICE RESULTS
18 = Venom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is hurt by the sting AND is now poisoned.

Bioshock Cheese: 90/500

I crush my head on the cheese. HeadSlam = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = HeadSlam
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

The cheese is hurt... but Gogotank needs head surgery now

Bioshock cheese 72/500

I stab the cheese with a Stick = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Stick
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Hey! That's my epic weapon! And my skull is just fine!

Bioshock Cheese: 58/500

I scream at the cheese. Scream = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Scream
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Luckily, your mother was half banshee so your scream decapitates the cheese! Or whatever that word is...

Bioshock Cheese: 38/500

I steal some Poisonous cookies from R2 and feed most of them to the Cheese, But save a few for meeee MmmmPoisonIsTasty = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = MmmmPoisonIsTasty
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese does not appreciate your offer and becomes sick.

Bioshock Cheese 19/500

I use an empty coke bottle to hit the cheese with. BashEmUp = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = BashEmUp
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

remember: coke is addicting!

Bioshock Cheese: 6/500

I burn the cheese! BURNBABYBURN = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = BURNBABYBURN
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

THE CHEESE HAS CRUMBLED TO DUST!

I create the sleepy cheese. SleepyCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SleepyCheese
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Sleepy cheese was created, not the hard type, more of the soft side.

Sleepy Cheese 50/50

I use Gogotank's army against it. Sorry Gogo, i stole your army >:3
PenguinsAttack = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = PenguinsAttack
nousername757
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nousername757
493 posts
Nomad

They froze to death..................

Sleepy Cheese 41/50

I force the cheese to not be sleepy using fog horns [roll 1d20 FOGHORN]

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Apparently, the foghorns weren't working that day.

Sleepy Cheese 41/50

I fix up the foghorns and use them against the cheese. FoghornFiasco = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = FoghornFiasco
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