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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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helpo1
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helpo1
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Looks like you used the 9B...
Bioshock Cheese HP: 447/500
I hope that SonicBoom = 11 will do better than the Gravity Well.

DICE RESULTS
11 = SonicBoom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It did, well done.

Bioshock Cheese: 436/500

I make a Turtle = 8 eat some of the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
8 = Turtle
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The turtle eats some of the cheese before stopping due to it being full.

Bioshock Cheese 428/500

I drop a Big_Daddy = 17 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
17 = Big_Daddy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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WOW! that was a good one, Darkfire!

Bioshock Cheese: 411/500

I poison the cheese DarkTypePoison = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = DarkTypePoison
helpo1
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helpo1
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Since the cheese hasn't used Lot 192, you've quite managed to hurt it.
Bioshock Cheese HP: 396/500
Let's try the Crossbow with IncendiaryBolts = 16...

DICE RESULTS
16 = IncendiaryBolts
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is burnt in the place you threw the bolts.

Bioshock Cheese: 380/500

I hit it with a Stick = 11 , the most powerful attack known to man.

DICE RESULTS
11 = Stick
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You deal decent damage.

BioShock Cheese 369/500

I drop a mini nuke on the cheese. Boom = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Boom
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

You deal above average damage.

BioShock Cheese 356/500

I cut the cheese. ScissorsnKnives = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = ScissorsnKnives
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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You shouldn't use paper scissors... but the knives were ok.

Bioshock Cheese: 348/500

HUG ASSAULT! PenguinArmy = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = PenguinArmy
helpo1
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helpo1
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Since the cheese thinks your army consists of Splicers, you scare the... cheese... out of it.
Bioshock Cheese HP: 330/500
I use my Wrench = 3, but without Wrench Jockeys.

DICE RESULTS
3 = Wrench
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The wrench was smashed after touching the cheese.

Bioshock Cheese: 327/500

I sleep on the cheese. [roll 1d20 CheesyDreams]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Sorry, I messed up with the dice. CheesyDreams = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = CheesyDreams
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The cheese had nightmares!

Bioshock Cheese: 309 / 500

I call the little sisters to reclaim the ADAM from the cheese! Harvest = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Harvest
eliakith
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eliakith
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Blacksmith

I have no clue what the reference is, but It happens!

I cast Shadow bolt on the cheese!

Bio shock cheese 306/500

Die cheese! [roll 1d20 Shadow bolt!]

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

NO! Your shadow fist failed because you put an exclamation mark on the dice's name!

Bioshock Cheese: 306/500

I throw the cheese in a deep hole, while screaming THIS IS SPAARTAAA! PitOfDeath = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = PitOfDeath
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