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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

The shadow bolt Does succeed in doing damage.
Evilsweetblockceese2: 485/500
Im boerd of all this magic, i walk away from it.
WalkAway = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = WalkAway
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese is hurt by your rejection.

EvilsweetblockCheese2 471/500

I DeepFry = 9 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
9 = DeepFry
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese gets out with minor burns.

EvilsweetblockCheese2: 462/500

ATTAAAACK! PenguinArmy = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = PenguinArmy
BlockyMan
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BlockyMan
7 posts
Nomad

I slap the Cheese.
[roll 20d20 My Roll]

calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Blocky. What is wrong with that:
Roll 1 dice, and you can't use spaces in it. You also need to comment on the above's attack, like for Gogo: The cheese got scratched hard.
Then state health: EvilsweetblockCheese2: 440/500
Ok. I will redo Blocky's slap and put hair gel on it.

BlockySlap = 7 HairGel = 6

DICE RESULTS
7 = BlockySlap
6 = HairGel
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese shrugs both of them off despite the pain.

EvilsweetblockCheese2: 427/500

I burn the cheese to a stake. WITCH = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = WITCH
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It's the grim reaper, not a witch. It can withstand fire.

EvilSweetBlockCheese2: 425/500

I viciously bite the cheese. ViciousBite = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ViciousBite
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You take a big chunk out of the cheese.

EvilSweetBlockCheese2: 405/500

I open up the cheese's source code and mess around with it's code. Hacked = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Hacked
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

Unfortunately, It does not really have a code, so you just touched a bunch of cheese innards. Ew.

Evilsweetblock Cheese2: 402/500

I laugh evilly at my twin cheese, because everyone deserves their own signature attack.. Potato = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Potato
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

What does the potato have to do with it?

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 386/500

I make a hug assault with my almighty PenguinArmy = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = PenguinArmy
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

I'm always the one that post below you. And your penguins never do enough damage

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 379/500

I call my eagles to help your penguin army. AerialReinforcements = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = AerialReinforcements
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The eagles support the penguins well!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 366/500

I force the cheese watch a WHOLE SEASON of PowerRangers = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = PowerRangers
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese don't even care D:

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 363/500

I take a time machine, go back in time, and then, i make the cheese feel everything i have felt on the most hurtful day of my life! ArentYouSadAreYou = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ArentYouSadAreYou
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese is somewhat oblivious to your complaints as it's not a therapist.

EvilsweetblockCheese2: 360/500

I heal the cheese to it's original condition before using the strength of my fists to punch the cheese into an even worse condition that it was originally. Betrayal = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Betrayal
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The cheese will never forgive a traitor.

EvilsweetblockCheese2: 342/500

I give the cheese a hug then I eat a piece of it. Betrayal2 = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Betrayal2
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