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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It wasn't such a big betrayal compared to the other one...

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 340/500

PENGUINS!!! PenguinArmy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PenguinArmy
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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You send your penguin army to battle too often. It's decimated. Give it a break.
Evilsweetblock Cheese 2 HP: 330/500
I... don't actually know what to do with the cheese. JustARoll = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = JustARoll
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2 laughs so hard at your puny roll, it falls into a spike pit and becomes Swiss-like.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2 HP: 310/500

I rawr at the cheese Rawr = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Rawr
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Your cheese is used to the rawrs you make, so he does it back.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2:303/500

Im gone so.... let me go to Heavenbucks. He will love an Angel Shake!
AngelShake = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = AngelShake
eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

The angel shake is so pure, it slightly melts the cheese!

Evilsweetblockcheese2 293/500

I Poke = 20 the cheese.

Edit: rigged due to nonsensical rolls?

DICE RESULTS
20 = Poke
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You manage to poke a hole in the cheese.

Evilsweetblockcheese2: 273/500

I perform surgery on the cheese. Surgeonsimulator = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Surgeonsimulator
helpo1
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helpo1
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The lobotomy is only a half success, because the cheese has no brain.
Evilsweetblock Cheese 2 HP: 263/500
I save people from elimination in GBoGH = 3 once again.

DICE RESULTS
3 = GBoGH
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You tried but failed as the cheese does not care.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2 HP: 260/500

I use the power of the DubstepGun = 3 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
3 = DubstepGun
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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I'll boost your attack, Darkfire

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 257/500

I (try to) throw a mountain in the cheese! FLYINGSPIRITFORGE = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = FLYINGSPIRITFORGE
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

THAT WAS JUST A TINY HILL!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 250/500

I attack the cheese with a FlamingRevolver = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = FlamingRevolver
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It was surprisingly effective.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 231/500

I tell a really bad joke before dropping the mic on the cheese. Poorly = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Poorly
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Well, i'll give you a few hints about jokes, Dark

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 230/500

I try to throw Spiritforge in the cheese again, i don't think i'll do it, because that mountain is way too powerful! Spiritforge = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Spiritforge
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You were right, you only threw part of it.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 222/500

I sleep on the cheese. CheesyBed = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = CheesyBed
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It wasn't a very comfortable sleep.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 218/500

I use FusRohDah = 7 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
7 = FusRohDah
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

It's not really effective.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 211/500

I give the cheese a good ol' Slap = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Slap
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