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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Good ol' slaps are popular again.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 196/500

I Headbutt = 13 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
13 = Headbutt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes, keep going that way...

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 183/500

since throwing large things on the cheese is not working for me, i throw a (frozen) water bottle instead FrozenWaterBottle = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = FrozenWaterBottle
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Well, at least you dealt more damage with this than the spiritforge...

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 174/500

I use the power of my penguins against the cheese. PenguinArmy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

He's getting stronger! let's hurry!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 172/500

I will decrease his magical resistance! ResistanceDebuffs = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ResistanceDebuffs
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

It doesn't really work, as not only it deals weak damage, but it puts up the resistance back in less than a second!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 169/500

I kick the cheese like it's a ball. KICKSOFFURY = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = KICKSOFFURY
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese hates football now.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 156/500

I attack it with a ClawHammer = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ClawHammer
ArgamenPhish
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ArgamenPhish
698 posts
Nomad

The cheese is terrified of DIY

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 151/500

I slap the cheese with a Herring = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Herring
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You like fish, don't you?

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 142/500

I attack it with a CursedWrench = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = CursedWrench
Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Auto mechanic fail!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 134/500

This is SPARTA = 1 !!!!
WUT???

DICE RESULTS
1 = SPARTA
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

FAILED!

Evilsweerblock Cheese 2: 133/500

I attack the cheese with my PenguinArmy = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Your penguin army is getting tired of attacking cheese. Give them something else to do.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 128/500

I throw a TV onto the cheese. OldDays = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = OldDays
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

It worked, I guess?

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 116/500

I attack the cheese with a Shovel = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Shovel
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes! critical hit!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 96/500

I don't attack the cheese, so it have wasted it's defense NoAttackTroll = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = NoAttackTroll
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Well, it understood that you were trolling it afterwards, but it still made the cheese angry enough to lose some health.

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 87/500

I Headbutt = 19 the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Headbutt
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Critical Hit! it's defense is weaker now!

Evilsweetblock Cheese 2: 68/500

I yell at the cheese! IAMYELLINGANDILIKEIT = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = IAMYELLINGANDILIKEIT
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