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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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I can't hit Cheesus Dark! And your sledges didn't deal high damage either!

Cheesus Christ: 188/500

HUGS! Hugs = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Hugs
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

I guess the hugs never get old.

Cheesus Christ: 171/500

I simmer Cheesus into a rich fondue. Fondue = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Fondue
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Whatever that is, it worked.

Cheesus Christ: 156/500

I light the cheese on fire. Burn = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Burn
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

It deals moderate damage and 2nd degree burns.

Cheesus Christ: 147/500

Hug attack! Hug = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Hug
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Gogotank's Hug attack inconveniences the cheese.

Cheesus Christ: 143/500

My first cheese slapping SolemnSlap = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SolemnSlap
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Well... you won't have any awesome memories from that...

Cheesus Christ: 136/500

Hug again... Hug = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Hug
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Your hugs are becoming more effective.

Cheesus Christ : 120/500

I station a turret to fire at the cheese. Bullets = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Bullets
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
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Your bullets were accidentally (or maliciously?) replaced by polystyrene pellets.

Cheesus Christ: 119/500

I train some kung fu kicks on the cheese. Kicks = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Kicks
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Your kung fu was quite effective!

Cheesus Christ: 107/500

Guess what! Hug = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Hug
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It works i guess.

Cheesus Christ 96/500

I challenge the cheese to a Duel = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Duel
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You defeat the cheese and deal terrible wounds to it, but you spare mercy.

Cheesus Christ: 77/500

Tickle time! Tickle = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Tickle
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Your tickle deals a devastating blow to the cheese!

Cheesus Christ: 57/500

I slap the cheese with an oar: Oar = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Oar
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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It's not very effective.

Cheesus Christ: 54/500

I shock the cheese with Unleashed's head on a pike collection. Headless = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Headless
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

The cheese is utterly shocked by the gruesome sight.

Cheesus Christ: 40/500

I use my random superpower Bubble Beam Emission.

HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Sorry, forgot to roll...

[roll 1d20 BubbleBeam]

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