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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

Your heretic story displeases Cheesus.

Cheesus Christ: 298/500

I go fishing with Cheesus. FisherOfMen = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = FisherOfMen
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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The cheese is a little tired after fishing.

Cheesus Christ: 293/500

I kindly ask God to smite the cheese. Bam = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Bam
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

How did you convince God to hit his own son made out of cheese?!

Cheesus Christ: 283/500

I Hug = 2 Cheesus.

DICE RESULTS
2 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Hug him harder next time

Cheesus Christ: 281/500

I Pray = 16 a lot

DICE RESULTS
16 = Pray
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

That worked surprisingly well!

Cheesus Christ: 265/500

I tickle him. Tickle = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Tickle
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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The cheese is still resisting your tickles.

Cheesus Christ 257/500

I sue the cheese for Fraud = 10.

DICE RESULTS
10 = Fraud
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes, not a bad damage

Cheesus Christ: 247/500

I talk with the cheese TalkingWithACheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = TalkingWithACheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Well, that didn't work very well.

Cheesus Christ: 244/500

I hug Cheesus. Hug = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! keep doing damage this way!

Cheesus Christ: 224/500

I touch the cheese TouchingACheese = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = TouchingACheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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It was way overpowered!

Cheesus Christ: 215/500

I hug him again! Hug = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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No, you have to hug harder!

Cheesus Christ: 214/500

I think that i'm touching the cheese ThinkingOfMeTouching = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ThinkingOfMeTouching
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Now it dealed normal damage. :P

Cheesus Christ: 212/500

Now, this hug will be TOUGH! ToughHug = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = ToughHug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Well, at least it was 7x tougher than the last one

Cheesus Christ: 205/500

I think that i'm thinking that i'm touching it Meh = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Meh
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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This was overpowered too. :P

Cheesus Christ: 201/500

Okay, now I will make a CRITICAL HUG! CriticalHug = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = CriticalHug
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Okay. The cheese is getting tired of your stupid hugs.

Cheesus Christ 195/500

I have Super Mutants beat up the stick with their Super_Sledges = 7.

DICE RESULTS
7 = Super_Sledges
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