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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Oh come now!

BubbleBeam = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = BubbleBeam
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

It was super effective!

Cheesus Christ: 24/500

I slice the cheese. Slice = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Slice
helpo1
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helpo1
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It wasn't super effective, more like 75% effective.
Cheesus Christ HP: 9/500
Will this kill Cheesus? D: NoPleaseNo = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = NoPleaseNo
Gantic
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Gantic
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helpo1 crucified Cheesus Christ with please of mercy.
Cheesus Christ: -7/500
Cheesus Christ is dead.

I make Gold Diamond Cheese. Gold_Diamond_Cheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Gold_Diamond_Cheese
GhostOfNinja
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GhostOfNinja
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Gantic forges a Cheese out of what he believes to be pure gold diamond, but it appears that he has been scammed by his local diamond dealer; you can't mix gold and diamond and have it be pure. Thus, the Gold Diamond Cheese is relatively weak.

Gold Diamond Cheese: 50/50

I freeze the cheese! IceToSeeYou = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = IceToSeeYou
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You deal small amount of damage to the cheese.

Gold Diamond Cheese 43/50

I throw the cheese into a blast furnace. Melt = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Melt
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

You only deal little more damage than GhostOfNinja did; the cheese seems to be temperature resistent.

Gold Diamond Cheese 34/50

I pour some aqua regia on the cheese to dissolve the gold part. AquaRegia = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AquaRegia
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You manage to melt a decent amount of gold off the cheese but not all of it.

Gold Diamond Cheese 20/50

I take out a chainsaw with diamond-edged teeth and use it on the cheese. Chainsaws = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Chainsaws
helpo1
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helpo1
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The diamond-edged teeth weren't to the dentist's for quite a few years.
Gold Diamond Cheese HP: 14/500
I bet that this please of non-mercy won't manage to Crucify = 4 the Gold Diamond Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
4 = Crucify
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

You declare your please of non-mercy but the cheese is mostly unmoved by it.

Gold Diamond Cheese: 10/50

I start hewing the cheese with my rock hammer. RockHammer = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = RockHammer
helpo1
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helpo1
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You completely eradicate the Gold Diamond Cheese from the surface of Earth.
Gold Diamond Cheese HP: -3/50
I use the darkest secrets of AG and ArrowChat to create the ChatCheese = 4.

BTW, we're on the hundredth page! Hooray and everybody get the Q&M!

DICE RESULTS
4 = ChatCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The ChatCheese has appeared and it's really hard.

ChatCheese: 500/500

I pelt the cheese with the remains of the previous cheese. Fear = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Fear
helpo1
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helpo1
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The problems is that (almost) nothing has remained from the previous cheese.
Chat Cheese HP: 498/500
I try to Hack = 10 the Chat Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
10 = Hack
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

You manage to screw up several codes of the INI file of ChatCheese.

ChatCheese: 488/500

I use a super magnet to fry the curcuits of the cheese. Supermagnet = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Supermagnet
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The circuits have been completely and utterly fried.

Chat Cheese: 468/500

I run a SpikedWheel = 14 through the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
14 = SpikedWheel
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