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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Try a digital snowball next time.

Chat Cheese: 268/500

I throw lava at the cheese. LavaBath = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = LavaBath
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You scald the cheese.

Chat Cheese: 256/500

I rob the cheese of it's dignity. Embarrassment = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Embarrassment
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! good idea!

Chat Chese: 240/500

I throw a DigitalSnowball = 11 in the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
11 = DigitalSnowball
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The digitalisation of the snowball only slightly increased its damage.

Chat Cheese: 229/500

I blow dust into the circuits of the cheese. Dust = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Dust
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You fry most of the circuits.

Chat Cheese 211/500

I dump a bucket of water on the cheese. Splash = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Splash
riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
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*cough cough* whoops *cough cough*
27 = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = 27
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I won't describe that.

Chat Cheese: 179/500

I start spamming in the cheese. Spam = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Spam
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Half of your spam gets deleted immediately.

Chat Cheese: 168/500

I take out a sledge hammer and smash it on the cheese. SledgeHammer = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SledgeHammer
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your sledgehammer broke before you could hit it.

Chat Cheese 166/500

I rickroll the cheese. RickAstley = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = RickAstley
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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(After googling it) The cheese actually kinda likes it.

Chat Cheese: 159/500

I tell the cheese a creepypasta. Creepypasta = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Creepypasta
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese starts shaking at your stories.

Chat Cheese: 148/500

I buy a new hammer and reinforce it. ReinforcedHammer = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ReinforcedHammer
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Well done! With that and the other one before, you have dealt full damage!

Chat Cheese: 130/500

I show the cheese some horrible memes. BadQualityMemes = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = BadQualityMemes
GandalftheGrey666
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GandalftheGrey666
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The cheese cringes at how bad the memes are.

Chat Cheese: 122/500

I play some Rebecca Black songs to the Cheese.

RebeccaBlackSongs = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = RebeccaBlackSongs
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Oh no! IT LIKES THAT TOO!

Chat Cheese: 118/500

I hope the cheese doesn't like that too! JustinBieberSongs = 17

EDIT: Gandalf, you used an 8 sided dice. You should use a 20 sided one.

DICE RESULTS
17 = JustinBieberSongs
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It doesn't like it...

Chat Cheese: 101/500

I take a VERY horrible and funny picture of the cheese! FunnyPicture = 1

EDIT: LOL, this cheese don't care about the picture! it actually laughs from bad pictures! JUST LIKE ME!

DICE RESULTS
1 = FunnyPicture
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