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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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well, good idea

Cheaster A. Cheese: 13/50

I try to sit in the cheese too! WeirdSound = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WeirdSound
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Now you've got the squashed remains of Cheaster A. Cheese all over your pants!

I make some delicious Swiss cheese. SwissCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SwissCheese
calwina
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calwina
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The Swiss was only a slice 1/8th of a full cheese wheel.

Swiss Cheese:50/50

I Put blue cheese next to it.

BlueCheese = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = BlueCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It didn't like it for a bit before getting used to it.

Swiss Cheese: 42/50

I toss a grenade at the cheese. Boom = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Boom
calwina
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calwina
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Too early, it blew in mid-air, it did hit the cheese a bit with debree.

37/50

I use comfy beds. (If this is high, im going to be mad.)

AComfyBed = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = AComfyBed
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You hit the cheese with the comfy beds, injuring it.

Swiss Cheese 22/50

I drop a mecha on the cheese. Gundam = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Gundam
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is only hit by the head of the mecha.

Swiss Cheese: 16/50

I hope I will kill the cheese this time! CheeseKillingWish = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = CheeseKillingWish
Ernie15
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Ernie15
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Bard

As if it didn't already have enough holes in it, Gogotank killed Swiss cheese once and for all.

I make Chuck E. Cheese. 1d4=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
helpo1
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helpo1
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Looks like that Chuck is more of a Norris than of a Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese HP: 500/500
I show the Chuck's Christmas EpicSplit = 6 to Mr. Cheese.
(Though, since it's summer, it probably won't be of much use.)

DICE RESULTS
6 = EpicSplit
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Meh, not so much damage
Chuck E. Cheese: 494/500
I put Chuck E. Cheese in the street with this crazy weather here! ThermalShock = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = ThermalShock
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

It dealt quite some damage.

Chuck E. Cheese: 483/500

I make a trap system with dominos to hit the cheese. DominoTrap = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DominoTrap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well, you should put more dominos and such

Chuck E. Cheese: 477/500

I call some people who are good with dominos to help you with the trap DominoExpert = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = DominoExpert
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Thanks for the help mate!

Chuck E. Cheese: 461/500

... PenguinArmy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = PenguinArmy
helpo1
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helpo1
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The army was already decimated...
Chuck E. Cheese HP: 451/500
... so let's decimate it a little more. *starts Shooting = 8 the tied-up penguin army in front of Mr. Cheese*
Hm, looks like he likes it.

DICE RESULTS
8 = Shooting
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Errr, lol

Chuck E. Cheese: 443/500

I take a bazooka and shot the cheese Boom = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Boom
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