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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Due to an administrative mishap, instead of the experienced veterans a squad of new recruits was sent.

Chuck E. Cheese: 322/500

I fire a caloric ray gun at the cheese. Disintegrator = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Disintegrator
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It done only 90% of the expected damage :\

Chuck E. Cheese: 304/500

I use the new skill I learned 5 minutes ago to try to destroy the soul of the cheese! Soulless = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Soulless
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You only chip a bit of soul away.

Chuck E. Cheese: 302/500

I throw the cheese into a sandstorm. Darude = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Darude
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Why do only HahiHa's attacks work?!

Chuck E. Cheese: 294/500

I attack the cheese with a Bouquet = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Bouquet
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Because Swiss people have a +8 chance to deal heavy damage to cheese

The cheese is rude and doesn't notice your wonderful elaborate bouquet.

Chuck E. Cheese: 292/500

I unleash the fury of the skies on the cheese. ThunderStorm = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = ThunderStorm
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Good attack! but did only half of the expected damage

Chuck E. Cheese: 282/500

I try to destroy the soul of the cheese again! Soullessagain = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Soullessagain
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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The cheese is starting to feel a void inside him.

Chuck E. Cheese: 271/500

I drop a Meteor = 19 at the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
19 = Meteor
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You hit the cheese yay!

Chuck E. Cheese: 252/500

I freeze the cheese! FourtyBelowZero = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = FourtyBelowZero
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese feels like it's 5 degrees Celsium.

Chuck E. Cheese: 244/500

I won't stop assaulting until I deal good damage. PenguinArmy = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = PenguinArmy
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is highly resistant to penguins.

Chuck E. Cheese: 240/500

I slap the cheese with a large Trout = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Trout
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It seems to be a little resistant to trouts too...

Chuck E. Cheese: 230/500

I attack the cheese with a very hungry Dodo = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Dodo
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The dodo is famished and weak from being cryogenized so long.

Chuck E. Cheese: 225/500

I hit the cheese with a rubber chicken. RubberChicken = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = RubberChicken
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Surprisingly, it was quite effective.

Chuck E. Cheese: 210/500

I fire my plasma rifle at the cheese. Enclave = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Enclave
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Yes! the cheese's defense is weak now!

Chuck E. Cheese: 194/500

I tell the cheese a REALLY funny thing, to hurt him of so much he's going to laugh! LastYearHighlights = 1

edit: I think I can't hurt a cheese of so much laughing lol

DICE RESULTS
1 = LastYearHighlights
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese got bored and ignored you.

Chuck E. Cheese: 193/500

I drop an anchor on the cheese. AllAboard = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = AllAboard
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