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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Only half of expected damage :\

Bethesda Cheese: 393/500

I try to delete the cheese from the thread! ErrorNotAllowedToDelete = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = ErrorNotAllowedToDelete
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

You deleted a part of the cheese! Congratulations!

BethesdaCheese 373/500

I use my Lazor
[roll 1d20 FIRINGMAILAZOR!]
(Forgot no marks lol)

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese has dodged the laser :/

Bethesda Cheese: 373/500

So, I use Calwina's laser CalwinaLaser = 20 and I throw acid in the cheese! Acid = 2

DICE RESULTS
20 = CalwinaLaser
2 = Acid
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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You're better at rolling other people's lasers than your own acids. :P
Bethesda Cheese HP: 351/500
---NINJA - DISREGARD--- and I let GeneralGrievous = 18 chop the Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
12 = FIRINGMAILAZOR
18 = GeneralGrievous
cobbcannon3423
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cobbcannon3423
295 posts
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the chop struck the cheese without fail!

Bethesda Cheese HP: 343/500

i throw my HeadphonesOfRage = 5 at the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
5 = HeadphonesOfRage
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It didn't do much damage.

Bethesda Cheese HP: 338/500

I use FusRoDah = 15 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
15 = FusRoDah
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! you did it right whatever it was XD

Bethesda Cheese: 323/500

I make the cheese have the nightmare I had yesterday about school! NightmareOfSchool = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = NightmareOfSchool
cobbcannon3423
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cobbcannon3423
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the nightmare was surprisingly effective despite the cheese being inanimate

Bethesda Cheese: 318/500

i pour a bottle of Acid = 4 on the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
4 = Acid
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Note: acid isn't useful for this one

Bethesda Cheese: 314/500

I throw shadow acid on it! DarknessAcid = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = DarknessAcid
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Shadow acid is not useful either.

Bethesda Cheese: 312/500

I use my horse that can climb mountains to Stomp = 17 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
17 = Stomp
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese was not impressed by it's view of the horse's feet.

Bethesda Cheese: 295/500

I hire a few mercenaries to attack the cheese. HiredHelp = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = HiredHelp
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The Mercenaries are destroying the cheese!

Bethesda Cheese: 276/500

Since his HP is close to 273, I'll freeze the cheese in the absolute zero! MinusTwoSevenThree = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MinusTwoSevenThree
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

Your calculations were not precise and the cheese only suffered a frostbite.

Bethesda Cheese: 270/500

I hit the cheese once with Sunder and five times with Keening. HeartAttack = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = HeartAttack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You didn't do much damage with them.

Bethesda Cheese 266/500

I detonate a mini nuke near the cheese. FatMan = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = FatMan
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese was too lazy to get hurt by it

Bethesda Cheese: 260/500

I make the weather very hot at night and very cold in the morning, so, the cheese can't sleep very well MorningBadMood = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = MorningBadMood
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