Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
I use my dark magic to bring lots of meteors from the space to hit the cheese! YES! IT CAN BE THE END OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TIME TO SAY YAY = 6
The toasts is piping hot, having been toasted twice, and melts the cheese some.
Chuck E. Cheese: 113/500
I drop a pile of rats on the Chuck E. Cheese. HaresOfTheMouseWorld = 10