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Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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The musket did not so much damage...

Chuck E. Cheese: 57/500

I hit the cheese with my shadow-type blade! AfraidOfDark = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = AfraidOfDark
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

Its afraid alright,it knew a random guy would bite out of it!

Chuck E. Cheese: 39/500

I use boredom

Boredom = 19.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Boredom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

YAY! THE CHEESE IS BORED NOW!

Chuck E. Cheese: 20/500 (4%)

I use my "ultimate" dark magic spell! it has a 5% chance of instant-killing this cheese! >:] FivePercentInstaKill = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = FivePercentInstaKill
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Your dark magic is not powerful yet

Chuck E. Cheese: 17/500

I just sit on the cheese. LikeAChair = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = LikeAChair
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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You flatten the cheese into nothing.

Chuck E. Cheese: -1/500

I create the Bethesda Cheese. Fallout = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Fallout
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Darkfire created Bethesda Cheese!

Bethesda Cheese: 500/500 (100%)

I take my shadow bow and I shot the cheese! LightsOff = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = LightsOff
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Your aim sucks and the arrow skimmed the cheese.

Bethesda Cheese: 499/500

I take out a Super Sledge and hit the cheese. BigPower = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = BigPower
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Well, you also missed the attack

Bethesda Cheese: 496/500

I shot the cheese with my bow again! RevengeBoost = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = RevengeBoost
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You deal large damage to the cheese.

Bethesda Cheese: 479/500

I send an army of Deathclaws to attack the cheese. Nightmare = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Nightmare
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Yes! the cheese's defense is very weak now!

Bethesda Cheese: 465/500

I punch the cheese! MissedThePunch = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = MissedThePunch
cobbcannon3423
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cobbcannon3423
295 posts
Marquis

You punched the cheese but it turned your hand into gelatin.

Bethesda Cheese: 464/500

I launch an airstrike on the cheese! Airstrike = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Airstrike
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,255 posts
Regent

The airstrike was very precise.

Bethesda Cheese: 447/500

I try to embarass the cheese by revealing all the bugs it has. BethesdaBugs = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = BethesdaBugs
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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Yes! you're doing it right! YAY!

Bethesda Cheese: 432/500

I (try to) corrupt the cheese in the Universe's source code! Corruption = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Corruption
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Now it has more bugs!

Bethesda Cheese: 419/500

I use my bow (archery level 100, 3x crit. Hit). Critical = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Critical
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese suffers heavy damage.

Bethesda Cheese: 403/500

I send the paid mods haters to attack the cheese. Riot = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Riot
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